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scarfacing 

Dressing to the nines and then drinking copious amounts of fine champagne as well as blowing numerous lines of cocaine in one night, usually one sitting
John: Hey man, what did you end up doing last night?

Kyle: It got pretty crazy man, you missed out on a crazy night of SCARFACING!
scarfacing by kmac203 May 28, 2009

scarabing 

Strange, twitchy and generally creepy style of movement. Most commonly manifested in a quick scurrying walk.
"Check out Clayton scarabing over there".
"I know it really creeps me out when he walks like that".
scarabing by therandomlolguy March 18, 2014

scarfing 

Tying a scarf or other piece of material around the neck during masturbation to abstruct blood flow to the head, and increase the pleasure at climax.
Brian: If I want to experience the joys of scarfing, what the hell business is it of yours?!
Michael: It's my business cause I'm the one that will get the call from the the god damn cleaning lady who finds you hanging from the rafters with a fucking boner!
scarfing by cuethepulsetobegin June 21, 2007

Sadfacing 

The act of making a sad face.
My dog ran away yesterday. I was sadfacing all night.
Sadfacing by Jorow99 September 30, 2010

cock scarfing 

When someone enthusiastically woofs down your cock at such an alarming pace that they gag a little.

Known side effects of cock scarfing are as follows: premature ejaculation, an increased hunger for cock, possible skin loss on the shaft, loss of circulation to the cock, and vomiting. If cock scarfing persist for more than 4 hours consult the nearest friend to take over.
Fat bitches love cock scarfing!! I love letting fat bitches scarf on my cock!! I'm a gonna pull my dick out for some sweet cock scarfing!! Get ready fat chicks! Cause here comes Dean!
cock scarfing by Dick N. Bigginsloppy November 10, 2007

scarfing 

The practice of intentionally reducing the amount of oxygen to the brain during sexual stimulation in order to heighten the received pleasure from orgasm. Not neccessarily done during masturbation, this can be more safe/fun with a partner.
erotic asphyxiation
Also known as asphyxiophilia, breath control play, or scarfing.
scarfing by Vladzilla January 12, 2007
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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