A stronly is a pool noodle. The origins of stronly began to appear in early February of 2018. Stronlys originally were seen as nothing more than a pool noodle, but in as little as a week stronlys had developed their own language: stranguage. Things such as stronly rituals started popping up nearly immediately. In some areas of Florida, stronlys are even becoming people's significant others to the extent of taking them to prom. In Illinois, stronlys have been seen as pets, for example, being walked on a leash in neighborhoods. Stronlys are even being used in political protests. To some, stronlys are memes; but to others, they aren't just noodles, they are family.
"Woah dude, nice stronly!"
"Hah thanks bro, finna experience high tide with this noodle."
The noise made when a large penis or dildo is forcibly and rapidly jammed into a mostly unwilling anus. It is a brutally effective onomatopoeia, combining the painful tearing sound of the anus ripping open with a smoother sliding sound that represents the mass of the bulky invader forcing inside in a single, completely inhumane motion.
If there's no security at the back entrance, stronch that shit, bro.
something you send to someone when they are fucking up hard. normally with the intent to change something. sometimes a regular letter will suffice, but a strongly worded letter always gets your point across more effectively.
Matt: Kelsey, why hasn't that website approved our entry yet?
Kelsey: I don't know, they are really fucking up hard.
Matt: Maybe we should send a strongly worded letter, and they will fix the problem.
An individual with low, to no, intelligence, who sprouts opinions on all manner of subjects, despite a limited understanding of anything.
Opinions are presented as facts and are shouted rather than spoken. This is particularly evident when the stronkler is inebriated.
Justine's friend--- ' I can't believe Karl propositioned Justine last night?"
Justine's other friend---" Was that before or after his monologue on pregnancy and religion?
Justine and friends------Karl is such a fucking stronkler