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Struncle 

A straight uncle. Oppose to a normal uncle otherwise known as a guncle or gay uncle.
Wow, ever since my partner and I adopted our new cat, our straight roommate has been since an attentive struncle.
Struncle by Sriracha Maple February 5, 2019
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struncle 

a straight, strict, and strong uncle
“That’s Mr. Graack he’s my struncle.”
struncle by stiiizzsexual March 16, 2025
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strundle 

Used (usually applied to students) to define perambulation when returning or going to a public house, bar or other place where alcoholic beverages (bevvy's) are served.
Strundling is a a cross between strolling and stumbling.. A loose, easy relaxed movement.

Coined by Peter Shone and Jim Warham at University Central Lancs (Myerscough) in apporox 2000.
We strundled down to 'Owd Nell's for a bevvy
strundle by Jim Warham August 8, 2004

strungle 

A grandiose undescribable feeling that happens when a balance is lost or achieved.
Could you get some milk I'm feeling strungled without it?
strungle by SQ69GOTY November 27, 2013
Condescending term for an idiot, asshole, or anyone else disliked by Max Koch's(pronounced cock) impression of Tony Soprano.
"Justin's a fucking strunce, George is a fucking dink, Nick turned it around, Jon took a big dump right on the stage, and I'm standing right over here"
Strunce by Spangles May 19, 2008

Scruncle 

When I found out I was adopted I scruncled my birth certificate.

I totally scruncled my car last night
Scruncle by Shazamole July 31, 2011
A hip portmanteau for Step-Uncle. Also applicable to any other step-relatives, i.e. Stousin, stister, Stad, ...etc.
My Step-Dad's brother cooked dinner last night, we call him Stuncle Albert.

My Stuncle be actin all dumb n stuff.

Me and Stuncle Craig drank 40's and watched the Winter Olympics last night.
Stuncle by StuncleBuck December 28, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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