Şew

The most perfect person in the world couldn’t be better.

-Hi şew. Today you look georges.
-haha i know

Şew by Mikasack November 20, 2021

Sew 

Almost impossible to define. Sew is where the impossible becomes possible. Where dreams are dreamt and then achieved. Where the only feeling you can encounter is pure ecstasy. Its gentle hum of pumps and generators bring even the most composed and reserved men of honour to tears, as its sound is so pure and soothing. The landscape is nothing less than staggeringly beautiful, with its pointed iron fences keeping out the non-believers and its litter-filled 'private parking' area which has claimed countless hours of the brave soldiers who have fought there. Sew isn't a place; Sew is a state of mind.

Brown Bear, 'Wagwarn?'
Crowdust, 'Sew?'
Brown Bear, 'Ya dun know'

Tomm, 'Oi wot you saaiiin?'
Chaff, 'Sew tings blud'
Biscuit, 'Im on daaat! Sew hype!'

ADT, 'Liquid DnB'

Mothwood, 'Im a prick'
Bi-Pallum, 'Yes you are, Im going down Sew to meet my friends. You cant come.'

Sew by Crowdust September 20, 2011

sew 

When you don't care about something stupid

Your pants are unzipped;
reply SEW!!

sew by Jeenee June 9, 2003

Sew and Blow 

To receive head from an elderly female while she is knitting you a sweater or mends the holes in a pair of your socks.

Frank loves to get a good sew and blow from his geriatric neighbor.

Sew and Blow by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

sew buttons 

An expression used to fill a pregnant pause when someone simply says "so" either as a way to start a conversation (but is not sure what to say) or as a reply to something they are not impressed with.

Also can be referred to as "Sew buttons on your underwear."

Example #1

Girl #1: So...?
Girl #2: Sew buttons.

Example #2

Girl: I just had a 5 minute conversation with Stephen Fry at the mall!
Boy: So?
Girl: Sew buttons.

sew buttons by goellegee January 3, 2014

sew hoy 

a sew hoy is a mysterious oriental person with many mysterious oriental talents. such as being able to move faster than the eye can follow, awesome martial arts, amazing drawings and the ability to dance like a ninja.

Check out that sew hoy breaking it down like a ninja!
Holy shit was that a sew hoy? Don't know, he moved too fast.

sew hoy by fred bamburger September 27, 2006

Sew-timing 

When you have a main cosplay you're working on, and a side cosplay you're not too serious about.

"I'm working really hard to finish this Sailor Moon cosplay and make it perfect, but I'm also trying to put together a Levi cosplay on the side."
"You're sew-timing."

Sew-timing by kan-kan-maryam January 20, 2015