Sew-timing

When you have a main cosplay you're working on, and a side cosplay you're not too serious about.

"I'm working really hard to finish this Sailor Moon cosplay and make it perfect, but I'm also trying to put together a Levi cosplay on the side."
"You're sew-timing."

Sew-timing by kan-kan-maryam January 20, 2015

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Sextiming

Using the popular facetime app for masturbating on cam. Can also be used for other mobile live cam apps.

Wow, Faye and I were sextiming till noon today!

Sextiming by Brindle Pittbull January 15, 2015

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SexTiming

Having virtual sex with a partner on Facetime!

I just got done SexTiming with my new girlfriend bro

SexTiming by curvo May 15, 2020

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SexTiming

When you are doing sexual things on FaceTime, it is considered SexTiming

Becky and I were SexTiming on the phone and she was going hard on her cooter!

SexTiming by James_james July 28, 2019

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sextiming

A cross between online sex and FaceTiming. Phone to phone camming popularised by www.saucytime.com if you need a Sextiming partner.

Before I go out tonight I'm going to nip to the bathroom and book a quick sextiming call to take the edge off!

sextiming by Chris Jethro February 20, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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