An attractive, adorable, young gay woman. The stereotypical éclair is 18-25, slender with curves, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. An éclair is the girl equivalent to the twink.
by Phrisky October 12, 2008
When an Éclair is placed over a man's penis just prior to receiving a blowjob. The woman will gently eat away at the dessert while pleasing the luck fellow. Feels great for him and tastes great for her. Gives a whole new meaning to 'the cream filling'
Guy 1: "Oh man, there's a new bakery that just opened down my street with some of the best Éclairs that I know *insert girl's name* and my dong will love!"
Guy 2: "... what are you going on about?!"
Guy 1: "I'm pulling The Éclair tonight!"
Guy 2: "... what are you going on about?!"
Guy 1: "I'm pulling The Éclair tonight!"
by RizzleKnowsHisStuff December 26, 2009
After fucking ass, pull out with shit on dick. Bust nut on on lips. Press lips together and smear shit on outline of lips like Puerto Rican lip liner.
by rev. peter lemonjello April 25, 2008
when a male ejaculates into his semi-solid shit, filling it up like an éclair, and then gives it to his sexual partner to eat
male 1: Bro, I took the nastiest dump last night
male 2: You should have made it into a reverse éclair for your wife like I did
male 2: You should have made it into a reverse éclair for your wife like I did
by urbandicktionsharer December 08, 2019
"would ever shut up, would you? I'mma shit in your pillowcase, play it like a fucking accordian and call it a 4Chan Éclair"
by TheIntoxicatedVixen June 26, 2025
by Dawn7274 January 13, 2025
Oh Crap! Eli just left gave me an éclair Gross!
What the hell Veronica I spent hours washing my hair only for you to just éclair in my mouth.
What the hell Veronica I spent hours washing my hair only for you to just éclair in my mouth.
by Deathly me December 31, 2019