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During intercourse when a man is about to ejaculate and he or his partner pinch shut the end of his urethra, resulting in the male version of a creampie.
I thought I found my dream girl until she fucking éclaired me
Éclair by StuffyCrust March 3, 2019
An Éclair is when someone pulls down your pants and you shart and it squirts in their mouth.
Oh Crap! Eli just left gave me an éclair Gross!

What the hell Veronica I spent hours washing my hair only for you to just éclair in my mouth.
Éclair by Deathly me December 31, 2019
Release 2.1 of Google's Android.

2.0 was also called Eclair, but this release never made it to the market. Bluethooth, digital zoom, Maps, browser and contact lists were among the improvements compared to Donut.

Eclair is Android's biggest success so far (October 2010), Froyo might beat Eclair and is bound to beat iPhone as well.
A: Do you want an eclair?

B: Oh my, are we serving posh candy today?
Eclair by Milanifan October 18, 2010
An eclair is when a white male and anything with an anus engage in butt sex. The person on the receiving end of the pole then poops on the male counterpart's penis while the man ejaculates. The penis of the male is the bread of the eclair, the fecal matter is the chocolate on top, and the ejaculated white substance is the cream filling.
Savannah totally gave Sam an eclair last night.
eclair by cross the applesauce November 9, 2011
When a man cums as many times as he can inside a girl's pussy.
Fuck, Alastor's making me his eclair tonight.
Eclair by Iregertlife_360noscope February 3, 2020
An Éclair is a variation of the Blumkin. Instead of pooping however, one tries to vomit on top of the head of the lady sucking their penis at the time of orgasm. Creating a Glaze on top of the head, and filling the inside with cream.
If you want to give your lady an Eclair, this is how you would do it. When you start to feel like you are about to orgasm, stick your finger down your throat so you can vomit on your felaciator at the exact moment of your 'Ba struaghmp!' This skill may take time to coordinate, so practice at home before taking this signature move to the streets.
If you are ever successful in turning the misses into an éclair, you will have only moments until her initial shock wears off. We suggest you use this precious time to pull up your pants and run because she will attempt to murder you after she wipes off her glaze and spits out the cream filling. The combination of purging and exercise is also a great way to lose weight.
Eclair by Pgartnerx January 29, 2009