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An eclaire is a sex move involving three men. one man remains on his hands and knees throughout the entire process. The other two men take their penis's and stick them into the mouth and bum of the man on his hands and knees.

The man in the middle rocks back and forth until both men ejaculate into the holes that their penis has occupied for the past several minutes. chocolate icing is spread on the back of the man in the middle.

With the chocolate frosting, and cream coming out of both ends. The man will accuratly resemble your favourite dessert, an eclaire.
1. We all decided to try an eclaire today. when we were done he looked soo good that we both decided we would eat him.

2. That eclaire last night was the best one we have ever done together.
Eclaire by Graemeseys April 25, 2010
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Reverse Eclaire 

When you lay out a big long turd, then cum on top of it.

The effect is like the opposite of an eclaire. White on the outside, brown on the inside.
Dude, this chick was into some freaky shit. She wanted me to reverse eclaire on her. Shit was weird.
Reverse Eclaire by Chugins January 26, 2019

Creamy Eclaire 

Creamy Eclaire.

a creamy eclaire is basically sucking cock off some one

Flaming Eclaire

When a man is about to ejaculate during sex, he pulls out..puts hot sauce on his penis, and re-inserts and finishes ejaculating inside his partner’s anus.
Ryan wanted to “spicethings up in the bedroom so he gave her a flaming eclaire.
Flaming Eclaire by Mr. RD July 2, 2023

eclaircookiesolos 

eclaircookiesolos is the best tiktoker

The Éclair 

When an Éclair is placed over a man's penis just prior to receiving a blowjob. The woman will gently eat away at the dessert while pleasing the luck fellow. Feels great for him and tastes great for her. Gives a whole new meaning to 'the cream filling'
Guy 1: "Oh man, there's a new bakery that just opened down my street with some of the best Éclairs that I know *insert girl's name* and my dong will love!"
Guy 2: "... what are you going on about?!"
Guy 1: "I'm pulling The Éclair tonight!"
The Éclair by RizzleKnowsHisStuff December 26, 2009

Dirty Eclair

A Dirty Eclair is a soft serve animal poop that has dog hair (or any other type of hair) and dirt covering it. These are not a hard find if u are around animals frequently.
Guy 1: Dude look at that dead rat on the floor.

Guy 2: That’s no rat, it’s a Dirty Eclair!
Guy 1: Woah bro!

Guy 2: Bro!
Dirty Eclair by BootyScooty July 21, 2019
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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