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The deathbed scenes in the novels of Dickens are famously cloying: as Oscar Wilde said, "One would need a heart of stone to read the death of Little Nell without laughing."
cloying by Larstait November 10, 2003
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clonidine 

Sedative drug that is prescribed in low doses for blood pressure problems and sleeping
I love clonidine
clonidine by Forsha February 20, 2021
Verb. To get out of having sex with someone by claiming your child is in peril.
Taryn: Are you coming over now, Bud? I just shaved my pubes.

Bud: I hate to cloyde you, but I'm not going to make it. A building just collapsed on my son.
cloyde by Kitty Fulfillment Inc. October 17, 2012
Something that in small doses is desirable or pleasant, however in large doses becomes disgusting. Deserts that are overly sweet are described as cloying since they would be delicious if they contained less sugar. The judges on the Food Network show "Chopped" use the terms "cloying" or "cloyingly sweet" to describe a repulsively sweet dessert. An example of a cloying dessert would be a sugar cookie with a frosting that used refined sugar, honey, powdered sugar, sweetened chocolate and high fructose corn syrup. One bite and you would need an insulin shot.

This word can also pertain to people who are tolerable for short periods of time but become annoying and even repulsive if you have to spend an extended period of time with them. You say "hi" or smile as you pass them, but when they stop you to talk they become instantly cloying.
That Creme Brule'e icecream was so cloying, I threw it away after eating one bite. Too sweet for me.

I smiled at the hot chick in the office and she stopped to talk to me, after 5 minutes of her rambling on, she became cloying and now I avoid her.

Some of the most cloying celebrities are: Gilbert Goddfried, Jim Carey, Donald Trump, Kanye West, Chris Brown and Jessica Simpson. I can take them at first, but after a few minutes I have to change the channel.
Cloying by Desmond Boulevard August 25, 2013

Penis Clomide 

a penis dipped in cold vinegar and dried in the sun, often used in cakes.
"honey, cand you buy some more penis clomide? i need some for the cake tonight."
Penis Clomide by fatman47 February 19, 2021
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