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slow by Bloofy April 14, 2003
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Somebody who has problems understanding something. And is not fast in the mind.
Damn, that muthafucka is slow!!! He over there tryin to pee in a sink, what the fuck?
slow by Marquetta June 3, 2004
1) Someone who doesn't understand what's going on.

2) A person who is not particularly quick in their mental processes.



See also retard, stupid
1)Yo, Brian is slow he didn't know the teacher was talking about him.

2)That girl is so slow she failed the driving test five times.
slow by sycotik December 17, 2003
a situation looks bleak or there is no hope
the republicans beating obama next election. it's slow
slow by gvillehookup October 18, 2011
A relatively slow learner, who while struggling to keep up with everyday tasks, cultural evolution, or academics, is in a temporary (and usually domain limited) state of high reason, capable of demonstrating some set of the complex products of creativity and/or analytical thought. An effect due to some combination of factors such as intrinsic motivation, autistic spectrum disorders, emotional intelligence, mental specialization, and the powers of chance.
"But I thought Einstein couldn't speak till he was four".
"He was just slow"

"Mikey's failing math again!"
"Don't worry about honey.....he's just a little slow"
slow by Pizzlej February 29, 2008
Originated on the GameArena messageboards (www.gamearena.com.au) and was short for "Secret Language Of Women". It started off as a thread in which a widely distributed email containing satire of what women mean when they say certain phrases was posted.
The thread has spawned duplicates after each subsequent thread was locked and is today a haven for Telstra employees to converse as it's not blocked by their company firewall.

The thread titles of SLOW vary and usually involve a pun or something that incorporates the word "slow".
Check out the new SLOW thread, "Pope so SLOW the 1st"
SLOW by tele April 20, 2005
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