tele's definitions

SLOW

Originated on the GameArena messageboards (www.gamearena.com.au) and was short for "Secret Language Of Women". It started off as a thread in which a widely distributed email containing satire of what women mean when they say certain phrases was posted.
The thread has spawned duplicates after each subsequent thread was locked and is today a haven for Telstra employees to converse as it's not blocked by their company firewall.

The thread titles of SLOW vary and usually involve a pun or something that incorporates the word "slow".

Check out the new SLOW thread, "Pope so SLOW the 1st"

by tele April 20, 2005

sonar

The rare ability to see out of one's arsehole.

Referee: That was blocking.
Athlete: What the hell am I supposed to do? Use sonar or something?

by tele April 20, 2005