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Balling on anyone and everyone who tries to come close to you that is under your level

Larry is a bitch because he tries to flash with money when he doesn't make any money I am pouring because I make money and I don't have to flash with anyone else's money

pouring by Shythedon September 2, 2017

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pouring

insane amount of bleeding

go help him hes pouring!

pouring by 696969420420420 June 18, 2019

pouring

bleeding in high amounts

go help him hes pouring

pouring by 696969420420420 June 18, 2019

pouring

when their drip goes hard

them: i am wearing a black turtleneck with black skirt and red and black striped tights, with mary jane shoes

you: damn u aint dripping ur pouring

pouring by shaneistired October 23, 2025

Pouring Coffee

To pour coffee is to plug a drain with feces. Most often said in reference places such as public restrooms and water fountains. The term originated from how the water turns brown with shit. Waffle stomping is a similar activity, but more associated with a private setting.

Person 1: Dude, I saw someone pouring coffee in the water fountain.
Person 2: Shit, now I can't hydrate.

Pouring Coffee by Dyspros April 19, 2022

pouring the kool aid

jacking off

marty was pouring the kool aid in the bathroom

pouring the kool aid by deeeeezzznuts January 1, 2012

Pouring Tea

is a condition in which the sufferer has frequent watery, loose bowel movements after a long night of drinking heavily. In College Life , pouring tea is the most common cause of death among unsuspecting roommates, killing more than 1.5 million per year. Also Commonly known as pissing out your asshole.

After a long night of drinking red bull and vodka Mac was pouring tea all over his roommates bathroom.

Pouring Tea by Nicholas M. September 14, 2006

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026