Pouring Coffee

To pour coffee is to plug a drain with feces. Most often said in reference places such as public restrooms and water fountains. The term originated from how the water turns brown with shit. Waffle stomping is a similar activity, but more associated with a private setting.

Person 1: Dude, I saw someone pouring coffee in the water fountain.
Person 2: Shit, now I can't hydrate.

by Dyspros April 19, 2022

Schrödinger's Horny

When someone says something horny and waits until after people give their reactions to decide whether or not they were serious. If people seem uncomfortable or start laughing, they treat it like it was meant to be a joke the entire time.

"Jason asked Jessica to step on him, but laughed like he had made the funniest joke ever when she told him he was disgusting."
"He was totally being Schrödinger's Horny."

by Dyspros December 18, 2021

ethnically lesbian

Queer Spawn born of lesbian-identifying parents.

"Being ethnically lesbian means I was taught masculinity by a butch, so I still bottle up my emotions but when they boil over I'll just cry instead of hitting you and asking for another beer"

by Dyspros August 17, 2024

Pillowforting

Pillowforting is to when you construct a fortress out of pillows and/or blankets for the express purpose of disguising sensual or sexual contact as innocent. This is typically done by teenagers who want to hide their actions from parents, siblings, or friends, but it can also be done by anyone who wants to kiss or fuck while cozy.

Example 1:
Person A: Do you want to make a pillow fort?
Person B: Hell yes.

Example 2:
Person A: I pillowforted Person B so hard last night that the ceiling collapsed in on us.
Person C: Damn, did you get caught?
Person A: No, we kept our clothes mostly on anyways.

Example 3:
"Pillowforting is my favorite way to make out with my partner."

by Dyspros February 07, 2023