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A mythical force known only to men. not to be mistaken for the "fake" ohhhhhhhh that females portray.

"in layman's terms even if you have a 14" crooked penis, a man will never succeed in his journey to give a female this false idea of sexual pleasure."
1. Shut up woman, I know that orgasm isn't real. I got mine and i want to go to sleep!!!!!
[orgasm] by the omniscient 1 November 2, 2008
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a science teachers worst nightmare, you don't want to accidentally say it in a room full of 13 year olds.
"So today we'll be talking about orgasms"
"oh shit"
orgasm by papajohnnyXD November 5, 2018
Something that I have never had
Him: Oh baby did you have an orgasm?
Me: Never in my whole damn life
orgasm by Lazy Kinky Momma January 2, 2021
What you write by mistake when you actually meant to write the word "organism".
Person 1: Dude guess what? Today in bio, I was writing a test and I accidentally wrote "orgasm" instead of "organism", right when the teacher was about collect the tests.

Person 2: Wow, you have such a dirty mind!!
orgasm by Catlover2312 July 28, 2014
That awesome feeling between sex and having to go pee.
Good sex leads to a good orgasm which makes you wanna go pee.
Orgasm by Milanifan January 20, 2011
the art of folding paper into a specific shape
i think that's oregano
naw bro an orgasm is a living thing
bro thats an origami
orgasm by SheevTheSenate66 February 21, 2021
An indescribable feeling, but an amazing one. It usually causes one to move their bodies quickly because the feeling is so intense. May also cause squeezing hands or moaning. They can take awhile but are more than worth the wait.
That sex was the best, especially after having an orgasm a few times.
Orgasm by Sunshine92 February 4, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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