Catlover2312's definitions

orgasm

What you write by mistake when you actually meant to write the word "organism".

Person 1: Dude guess what? Today in bio, I was writing a test and I accidentally wrote "orgasm" instead of "organism", right when the teacher was about collect the tests.

Person 2: Wow, you have such a dirty mind!!

by Catlover2312 July 28, 2014

couch potato thin

Someone who doesn't play sports or go to the gym, but they still manage to stay thin and fit. They aren't on a diet and they still don't gain weight.

"Brittany never goes to the gym, but she still stays thin, she must be couch potato thin".

by Catlover2312 August 16, 2014

Nice guy act

When a guy who is a douchebag to everyone turns into a nice guy around parents, teachers, or people of authority.

I can't believe she likes him! He is such a jerk! He is totally pulling the nice guy act on her.

He always gets his homework done and his nice to the teacher, but we all know that he is a dick and its just the nice guy act.

by Catlover2312 October 10, 2014

Petfie

When you take a selfie with your pet.

(Talking to pet) "C'mere Fido, lets go take a petfie".

"I just took an awesome petfie with my cat".

by Catlover2312 October 22, 2014

DPPF

Designated Pretty Perfect Friend. Opposite of the DUFF, the friend that is so pretty and perfect and makes all the normal friends look bad.

Ashely is the DPPF of our friends, she makes us all look bad!!

by Catlover2312 March 3, 2015

sergei pick up line

It is basically a really bad pick up line, mostly used by desperate weirdos in an attempt to pick up girls. They are usually taken off of google and copied and pasted into a girl's inbox.

*Phone vibrates*
Text message reads: "I think that you are quite resourceful, intelligent, and wise. Your outer beauty bring out the good will of your soul".

"Wow, Josh is totally using a Sergei pick up line".

by Catlover2312 May 31, 2015

Thirst Trap

A term used to describe when a thirsty guy who tries to pick up tons of girls unsuccessfully actually gets a girl. She plays his games, therefore she falls into his thirst trap.

Becca: "I actually kinda like Chris now".
Andrea: "No, don't fall for him. You are falling into his thirst trap".

by Catlover2312 May 31, 2015