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male by apple_fuzz May 17, 2006
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Male
-A gender that receives far too much grief. Our past is a bit dark, but so is Germany's. Contrary to belief, we're no more stereotypical than the female gender. We're also not all terrible people.
-Generally has to get the job to feed the kids and has to make the first move to get with a female. It's practically become par for the course.
-The far less sexist gender. BEFORE YOU ARGUE THIS POINT WITH ME: look at all the definitions of "male", "man" and "men" and THEN the definitions for "female" and "woman." Do you see a bit of a problem? Because I sure as fuck do.
-Generally not asshole douche pricks who lack sense and common courtesy. Can formulate coherent sentences and be intelligent individuals.
-Generally has to get the job to feed the kids and has to make the first move to get with a female. It's practically become par for the course.
-The far less sexist gender. BEFORE YOU ARGUE THIS POINT WITH ME: look at all the definitions of "male", "man" and "men" and THEN the definitions for "female" and "woman." Do you see a bit of a problem? Because I sure as fuck do.
-Generally not asshole douche pricks who lack sense and common courtesy. Can formulate coherent sentences and be intelligent individuals.
Male by i_have_no_idea_what_2_put_here November 15, 2011
male
male
1.the cause of global warming and everything else bad that happens on earth
2.one of the best things that ever happened to woman
3.someone who thinks they are better then everybody when they aren't
2.one of the best things that ever happened to woman
3.someone who thinks they are better then everybody when they aren't
male by mystery grl October 4, 2008
Male
Male by Eternalastonishment August 5, 2009
Male
A human being equal to woman, often criticized for being a bigot, sexist, pig, lazy and MANy (Bad pun) other things. Despite the select section of us who are very bad people, other men are, just like woman, PEOPLE. While most people get mad whenever someone says "Woman are gold diggers who have no use!", it is widely accepted to do the same with men.
Male by xXx-D4gum1-T0fub0y86-xXx December 7, 2014
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