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A man who has a 416-C Carbine, P12 and a knife and will kill your four teammates within 10 seconds of the round and will run out a drop shot you then t-bag your dead body.
Jäger is being a cancerous shit and is at the spawnpeak
Jäger by Friendly Rook Main August 26, 2018
Short for Jägermeister. Pronounced "yay-ger-my-ster", or simply "yay-ger". A darkly-colored liqeuer (not liquor; yes, there's a difference) with an alcohol content of 35%, or 70 proof. Commonly spelled "Jager" instead of "Jäger" due to the fact that typing an umlaut (¨) over the letter A in "Jäger" is a pain in the ass for Americans.

Jäger is pretty expensive, about 20 dollars for a fifth and 30 dollars for a liter, which is a fifth half again. By comparison, cheap rum with an alcohol content of 40% costs about $17 for a 1.75 liter bottle, more than twice as much as a fifth. If you just want to get drunk, Jäger is not for you. If you actually drink for the flavor in addition to the drunkenness, give Jäger a try. The taste of Jäger is similar to black licorice. The "Jäger Bomb", a drink consisting of Jäger with Red Bull, is a very popular mixed drink.

If you want to drink in public, Jäger is ideal. Pour some Jäger into a soda or diet soda bottle. Jäger looks almost identical to soda, and thus the dark caramel-colored Jäger is perfect for bottles made for caramel-colored sodas such as Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Diet Coke, or Diet Pepsi.
"I did eight shots of Jager and woke up the next day in a puddle of my own piss."
Jager by Rodney Munch June 26, 2006
A German word meaning 'hunter'. Most often seen in America on a bottle of Jägermeister
Did you see that shot? Hans is a Jägermeister. A master hunter.
Jäger by Orebenza August 18, 2015
A delectable drink which will get you smashed off you'r ass.
Damn, did you just see Brockman down that whole bottle of Jager?!?
jager by Brockman September 6, 2003
Short for "Jagermeister", this is a drink that originated from Germany as a cough syrup.
I took a shot of jager and I shot my woman down.
jager by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
A unit of measurement of four kilograms, not associated with the alcoholic beverage: Jägermeister. pronounced "Yay-gerr"
Customer: "I'll have a quarter Jäger of your finest beef."
Shopkeep: "That'll be a seventeenth Jäger of your copper pieces."
Jäger by b.stinson July 3, 2011