[heckers] 

A different way of saying "heck" when you are confused, or in a random situation

"So, are you excited about school starting?"
"My goldfish died"
"What the heckers?"

[heckers] by Izzy Litwack September 29, 2008

heckers 

a slang aussie word for hectic

Man the surf was heckers todays

heckers by Big Jonny boy January 10, 2008

Heckers 

Heckers is used as an exclaimation. It can replace heck, frick, and dang. It is also used to describe an unfavorable person.

1. Mark shoots a hoop and it misses
Mark: Heckers!
2. Tommy eats Mark’s lunch
Mark: You Hecker!

Heckers by Heckin’HeckHeckers June 12, 2018

Heckers 

Heckers can be split into two distinct parts, "Hec" - an arabic word that used to refer to the traditional food taken at night during Rhamamdan, but now refers to the wild-partying/heavy drinking/bomb-exploding shennanigans that take place during this time period now. The second part of the word, "kers" is derived from the Scottisc language (traditional language of Scotland) and is aimed at those with the last name "Kerr." The Kerr's were particularly well known for their very short kilts and the facial hair that their women produce. (A Felicity Kerr once won the Global Crazy Hair competiton with her handlebar mustache)

This hybrid word was then born in the multi-cultural slums of Springvale, Melbourne, way back in the 1990s. The suffix "ker" had already gained prominence and, with the simple addition of "hec" the local arabic community realised they had discovered gold! They did not turn it into the bank and instead tried to sell it to the Jews, who normally would see the huge investments in such a word, but they declined due to the arabic connotations. However the arabs could not keep their mouths shut and, in one particular bashing of a group of white-students, the notorious Muhammad Muhammad shouted after laying the final kick, "that was a heckers fight." Little-beknown to him the student still had consciousness and upon returning to society he spread the word about the word.

Today, no one remembers the true origins of the word and all Australians share in the joy that it provides, however there are still a distinct few who remember the blood and turmoil it created, way back when.

"My toenails are heckers long"
"That's a heckers mo"
"That was a heckers party"

Heckers by abdulshadak October 30, 2011

Heckers 

Northern English for As if, being short for 'By Heck as like' - direct translation being 'Like Hell it is'.

Vince: Tha' goin' t' pit th' morra?
Stan: Heckers

Heckers by enile November 14, 2009

Heckers 

The abbreviated version of hectic.

Sometimes, people over use the word, Heckers.

Heckers is not to be used by fully sick lebs

:p

"Omfg bro that ride is Heckers"
"Bro your girlfriends ass is Heckers"
"The Simpsons are Heckers... Bro"

Heckers by Daniel Beans January 10, 2008

Oh heckers! 

A word coined by Husnaa, later made popular by an amazing, charming unnamed individual who spread the word to many authors. It quite literally means hectic but the houghton version

Person 1: “My parents just met up in an accident and died instantly”

Person 2: “Oh heckers! I’m sorry let me take you out to nando’s to feel better”

Oh heckers! by Ac_2404 January 19, 2023