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Another way of saying masturabtion
Maybe you've heard of:
Tickling the pickle
Choking the chicken
Jackie the beanstalk
Five knuckle shuffle
Beating the meat
Applying the handbrake
Busting a nut
Having a wank
Masturbating
Jerkin the Gurkan
Choking Charlie till he throws up
Taming the snake
Rubbing the genie's lamp
Checking for testicular cancer {GONE SEXUAL}
Cocking the rifle
"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, and this is for fun!"
Waving the wand
Launching the rocket
Stroking Johnny
Me-time

These acts are often followed by the clearing of ones browser history.
Hey mate, I think my parents heard me having a fap...
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The expression "fap" is an onomatopoeic Internet slang term for male masturbation that first appeared in the 1999 web comic Sexy Losers to indicate the sound of a male character masturbating.
Fap me
Fap by Α January 13, 2022
The new bangbros videos just came out. Time to fap
Fap by joemammy July 20, 2019
I FAP during shower cause i dont have a girlfriend
FAP by eiy March 10, 2015
Look, some porn. I think I'll masturbate to it. *fap* *fap*
*fap* by HuntressPwns January 19, 2007
The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.
fap by Anonymous L-Value October 11, 2002