cake by the ocean

Basically to have sex... Yep, ruined that song for ya didn't I? That will be awkward when your parents start playing it in the car. LOL

... Hey, wanna eat cake by the ocean tonight?...

by a random guy who likes writing April 13, 2016

Shag

A predominantly British term for sexual intercourse...

Maybe you'll be more familiar with:

Making love
Getting it on
Plain old SEX
Fucking
Mating
Breeding
Reproducing
Procreating

Hey mate... I shagged your ma' last night!

by a random guy who likes writing April 13, 2016

Fap

Another way of saying masturabtion
Maybe you've heard of:
Tickling the pickle
Choking the chicken
Jackie the beanstalk
Five knuckle shuffle
Beating the meat
Applying the handbrake
Busting a nut
Having a wank
Masturbating
Jerkin the Gurkan
Choking Charlie till he throws up
Taming the snake
Rubbing the genie's lamp
Checking for testicular cancer {GONE SEXUAL}
Cocking the rifle
"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, and this is for fun!"
Waving the wand
Launching the rocket
Stroking Johnny
Me-time

These acts are often followed by the clearing of ones browser history.

Hey mate, I think my parents heard me having a fap...

by a random guy who likes writing April 13, 2016