Fap'n'nap

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When you wank your dick so hard that when you finally squirt your sperm everywhere your so tired that you decide to take a quick nap.

Make sure you clean yourself up before you take the nap or do it in a private area, otherwise someone may walk in and find you completely naked with a flaccid red dick and your stomach covered in sperm.

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP *exstatic moan of pleasure*

Nap Time
Awaken to your parent's voices:

Mum: I think our son had a wetdream
Dad: Naaahh look how raw his dick his, he probably had a wild wank and was so tired afterwards he fell asleep.
Mum: Ahhhhh a Fap'n'Nap
Dad: Thats right

Fap'n'nap by Callum6969 May 15, 2009

Fap'n'nap

A classic fap'n'nap combo is usually combined in men ages 20-40 before they take their afternoon nap.

Man one: Hello is anyone in this thread?
Man two: I am the only one here, But im off for an ol' favorite... The Fap'n'nap
Man one: Better make that the power fap'n'nap!
Man Two: LOLZ TRU!

Fap'n'nap by Ninja7o0 March 11, 2009

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fap 'n' nap

The act of a person masturbating and then going to sleep.

Person 1: hey man, whatcha doin?
Person 2: I'm tired. I think i'm gonna go fap 'n' nap

fap 'n' nap by Rice Menshorts April 22, 2011

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Fap N' Nap

When a person (usually a male) decides to masturbate and shorty falls asleep afterwards.

Josh: Hey Fisher what are you doing after school today?
Fisher: Probably just go home and fap n' nap.

Fap N' Nap by Fish21 May 10, 2016

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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