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[Rule 17] 

This rule states that you can "counter" Rule 11. By calling Rule 17, you are initially calling "Next's", and in doing so makes you the automatic owner of the object that Rule 11 was called a pone. There is no "counter" to Rule 17.
Guy4:"Why are you here? What a second! Rule 11!"
Guy2&3:"Too late."
Guy4:"Gosh dang it!. . . Rule 17! Ha! Now its mine again!"
Guy2:"Excellent strategy sir."
[Rule 17] by Van113 March 1, 2009
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Guy: Halo 2 FTW ^_^

Guy2: Halo 3 is out now. Rule 17
Rule 17 by pseudonimph February 5, 2009
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Don't turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season.
Dwight Schrute: There are forty rules all Schrute boys must learn before the age of five. (sings) Learn your rules. You better learn your rules. If you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep. (makes chomping sound)

Jim: So what's rule 17?

Dwight: WAIT FOR IT!

(The last two sentences were never actually said)
Rule 17 by ummreagan September 16, 2009
Rule 17
always make sure they're dead
"ah that mother fucker shot me, already put a fucking clip in that asshole"
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Rule 17 by Jdawgthecool April 23, 2009
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Rule 17 by Mauibrad November 22, 2013
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Person 2: Definitely, man.

Person 1: But what about Chris Pine?
Person 2: Rule 17.
Rule 17 by ch33sefri3s June 9, 2013
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