[Jahovas Witness]

The sexiest people ever, that come to your house. They wear white robes, and carry spears. They take children away from their families. <3

The Jahovas Witness's are going to stick a spear through your throat and smother you in their white robes.

[Jahovas Witness] by JAHOVASWITNESS=LIFE January 31, 2009

jahovas witness 

A person who enjoys taking off his trousers and forcing his ass into people's faces, then running away laughing immaturely. They are allowed to do this under the false pretense that they are a religious groups, they use the media to help portray this image.

I was walking along one day and I was approached by a jahova's witness claiming he wanted to preach to me, I knew that he really wanted to beat me up and press his butt onto my face, so I kicked the **** out of him before he could do anything. I was put on trial for assault, but managed to turn the court around by mentionning that he was a jahova's witness and gain £30000 after sueing the homosexual for libel.

jahovas witness by waffle April 8, 2004

jahovas witness 

A religious cult that gets together on every Tuesday and Thursday to drink the punch. They can't do math correctly because they haven't figured that the number of 144,000 has been reached and there is no point of continuing the cult. They also cannot read the Bible, so they made their own which is way shorter and with pictures for them to understand only what they want. They also are very gay people that made a web site called www.pcgamessource.com, which they dictate like Nazis. If you have time go onto their forums and write random things. They also travel in herds.

A jahovas witness was spotted away from his pack, trying to grab another male.

jahovas witness by Da Greek May 20, 2004

jahova's witness 

The reason I own dogs

Do your job Spike! The jahova's witnesses are here again!

jahova's witness by ShaneV January 6, 2008

Jehovas witness protection program 

The non-existent government program we wish we were in when you know who comes knocking.

{Ding-Dong}
(Troy) Ah man... (Carl) What? What is it?

(Troy) Just those pesky Jay Dubz.
(Carl) Man, you should get in the Jehovas witness protection program.

Jehovas witness protection program by Cat Narsh May 17, 2011

Jehovas Witness 

For the correct spelling and grammar, see Jehovah's Witnesses.

"Jehovas Witness" is misspelled and grammatically incorrect.

Jehovas Witness by Downstrike June 4, 2004

jehovas witness' 

annoying

would you like to convert to our religion. heelll naahh

jehovas witness' by teegee August 22, 2003