Witness

Someone who voluntarily contributes information to a court case,from what they saw at the scene of a crime.

The witness made it clear that she saw what had happened.

by SomeoneNew October 05, 2012

Witness

Being a witness to your own life struggles and the struggles of others. Someone who is always struggling and failing in life.

My roommate is always stealing my clothes, what a witness.

Today I was being such a witness, I used a box as a laundry basket!

"Stole toilet paper from work. #witness"

by Juanster June 02, 2014

Witness

to agree with someones' point or position. To see something as the truth.

My partner said that my ride was the baddest in the show. Witness!

by J. Hays July 16, 2006

Witness

A person or someone who is choosing to stay sober around non-sober people and shares the highlights of the night with those of a short memory.

"You want to take a shot?"

"Naw, I'm going to be a witness tonight."

-or-

"Trying to hit this blunt?"

"I think I'll be a witness today."

by Mananayaw September 11, 2009

Witness

A term used by psychotics to let others know that they are conmiting violent suicide

WITNESS ME!!!

by HavaGanda September 18, 2015

Witness

When someone calls shotgun and the driver has recognized, a third party must Witness so that it is considered valid by all means.

Ghuy: Shotgun!
Swerp: Recognized!
Rdan: Witness

by Wasser Tizfiddle November 04, 2004

Wit

The ability to think quickly. Often associated with humor.

He has a great wit, as evidenced by the laughs he got at that party.

by Diggity Monkeez July 14, 2005