google 

(original definition)

verb

to throw a girl to the ground and tickle her until she pees (or pukes)

This was practiced by fraternities in northeastern colleges during the 1940’s prior to the advent of the panty raid.

“Brother Harold, you are to google Muffy Berenson until sufficiently soiled.”

google by goose_on_a_roof March 29, 2022

Google 

The holy mother of all search engines. Is the most efficient, and reliable search engines. Can generate a few million results within a fraction of a second. Can be used for homework, dating, and for looking at high quality divx porn for satisfying your sex-deprived lives.

I used google to search for transsexual porn!

Google by SeXuaLSoYBeaN June 20, 2003

google 

N. A company hell bent on world domination. With features ranging from telling you the answer to life, universe, and everything to showing you an aerial photo of Area-51, there is no question whether or not their goal is world domination.

Bob: OMG OMG, GOOGLE IS GOING TO EFFING TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
JOE: better Google taking over the world than Microsoft.
BOB: you got a point there. Now let's go order some prostitutes

Personally, I wouldn't terribly mind Google taking over the world-the only regret I would have is that they beat me to world domination.

google by Satanist Cows go meow April 15, 2009

google 

google is an app that is used by millions of people. it tends to give you answers your looking for, and it gives you trash you didn't want. google is good and bad. do (not) use.

hey, google is acting up again. its giving me the answer of "55" when i aksed to do 5x10-

thats kinda confusing..

google by obsessd with your parents. September 24, 2021

google 

My Personal Spellchecker.

"Hey dude how do you spell marijuana?"
"I'm not sure. Lemme Google it!"

google by Jonathan Farrow August 12, 2006

Google 

n.
Google - A search engine that currently searches 8,058,044,651 web pages. If we look at this figure closely it is clear that it is greater than the number of humans residing on this planet. Google seems to have been made popular due to its plain and simple interface unlike yahoo which sells out with its adds.

v.
To Google - The act of using the google search engine.

It is thought Google got its name from a googol, the third largest number with a name. It is a '1' followed by 100 zeros.

n."I'll use google to find the right site, or I'll use it's image search to look for boobies"
v."If you don't know what something is, google it"

Google by Casanova M-baby February 28, 2007

Google 

The fuck you searching google for? You fucking idiot google is taking over the world and you don't even know what it is yet? You probably just searched this up through fucking Google.

Person 1: "Hey, look at this image of your mom"
Person 2: "Did you really just searched fat mom on google?"

Google by The fuck you looking at? May 1, 2019