Spellchecker

A useful tool that way too many people do not, but should be, taking advantage of. spellcheck, n00b, lazy, ignant, wtf

Gaaah, uuhhh...not knowing I cannot say with an accustomed degree of accuacy, and not wishing to deviate what is strict truth, I must decline to answer, for your ticanic intellect is far too copius for my benign understanding. That person was probably not the least non uninteligent organic life form it's been my extreme lack of dipleasure not having been able to avoid meeting. Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. Tell him about the twinky. And all the hoos down in hooville won the lottery as the seas turned a particularly interesting shade of pink. Peace on earth good will towards...Auqualung my friend. I've decided to relocate to Pleasent Valley 26809 so as to leave it to Beaver. I will survive 'cause it's raining men......halleluia!
More to come? Uhhhh......

WTF! Don't you have access to a spellchecker of some kind?

Spellchecker by goldtoofblingbling November 6, 2004

Spellchecker Dyslexia 

The act of when a spellchecker gives you alterative spellings of a missed spelled word that are not even close to the word you typed. Even to the point of giving you alterative spellings that don’t even start with the same letter.

John: “Why did you put ‘Zigzags’ at the bottom of your text?
Sherry: “I guess my blackberry has Spellchecker Dyslexia and changed 'xoxoxo' to 'zigzags' when it spelljacked my text”.

Spellchecker Dyslexia by Stealth KC May 5, 2010

spellcheck-lockout

When a person publishes a piece of writing with a spelling error in it that he/she cannot change. Happens after writing has been submitted, and the person realizes that the error will be there for an eternity. The spelling error will be a crack in a perfectly sculpted piece of art, but however fantastic the art is people will only notice the spelling error. Such events drive the creator straight up the crazy tree, and they also drive the viewer into a region I like to call spellcheck-lockoutville, also known as the cookoo corner.

1. The spellcheck-lockout forced me to come to terms with the fact that my English essay entitled "Words of the English Language" wasn't going to be worth shit.

2. Right after I published my 856 page autobiography about my life I realized i had spelled automobile, autamobile. I cried for 3.5 months when I realized that there wasn't a damn thing I could do about my spellcheck-lockout. Now whenever I encounter another human life they say, "Autamobile Tyler? Really? There's a fucking o after the t you stupid piece a shit. What the fuck were you thinking?"
And I can only reply," I messed up, and I will never let it happen again for as long as I live."
They then reply, "Well you truly fucked up the word automobile, so Im gonna make sure this is a promise you'll be able to keep dirtbag."
Next they take out a plasma sword and just go to fucking town on my stomach and neck.

spellcheck-lockout by Neptuner January 17, 2009

freudian spellcheck 

That awkward moment when your spellcheck knows what you wanted to say better than you do...

I was trying to type something "annually" about these two guy best friends and my spellcheck suggested "anally" .... freudian spellcheck!

freudian spellcheck by sleepysound May 24, 2012

spellcheck 

the only real god

I didn't pray to spellcheck last night, so it didn't correct my term paper today, resulting in me failing the class.

spellcheck by rtyy May 13, 2004

spellcheckese 

The confusing language that results when you use text messaging on an iphone or other device that has spellchecker, grammar checker or automatic word completion function and fail to notice the garbled sentence before sending.

I got this crazy message from my boss written in spellcheckese. I guess he doesn't know how to turn off the automatic correction on his new iphone.

spellcheckese by expatriate971 June 3, 2009

spellcheckese 

A spoken street language where you throw in a random word or two in the middle of the sentence. This mimics the spellchecker contributions on mobile devices.

Joe: "It was meant to be cheesecake chicken, instead it was all chillies and ton of salt"
May: "WTF!"
Joe: "schezuan"

May:"Ah, spellcheckese"

spellcheckese by CXF0294 March 5, 2017