[Assholes] 

Members of the American Congress upholding a constitution against popular public opinion and in the face of all common sense.

"Dude did you see the gun control bill got thrown out of congress"
"What do you expect. They are assholes"

[Assholes] by The brown fox April 17, 2013

assholes 

ahhh, yes. asshole. definitely an adjective, used to describe an array of dispositions. it's hard to generalize assholes, because there are so many types. There's the stuck-up, superficial "i am better than everyone" asshole; There's the "i hate the world and everything in it" asshole; there's the "i'm pretending to be nice to your face, but later i'm going to talk all kinds of shit about you" asshole; goodness....the list goes on and on. In the end, we're all assholes....some of us are just better at it than others.

the biggest assholes are the ones who can't stop acting like an asshole for two minutes to enjoy life.

assholes by Meredith Peterson January 28, 2008

assholes 

any group of people who offend you

nu septaton are a bunch of assholes

assholes by david October 12, 2003

assholes 

An alternate word for aviator-style sunglasses with very dark or mirrored lenses.

While assholes are worn by people from all walks of life, these are the primary wearers: pigs, pretty much everyone in the movie Top Gun (chicks included), obese motorcyclists, rent-a-cops, yacht owners, hipsters, construction workers, and aging retirees who like to fish and drink watery American piss-beer.

Assholes may also worn by non-assholes for the ironic effect.

I saw a cop fall off his horse and land face first. His assholes did not survive.

Some dude on a Harley get pooped on by a flock of birds. Fortunately, his eyes were protected from the milky fecal rain by a sweet pair of assholes.

Did you notice any identifying traits of the fisherman who was masturbating in his boat? Could you see his eye color perhaps?

No, because he was sporting a dark pair of assholes. I did, however, notice that he had a summer length sack.

Disgusting!

Yes...yes it was...and come to think of it, he looked just like the drummer from that really shitty band...

Let me take a guess: 311?

YES! How did you know?

Those guys are wanted for all kids of weird sex crimes...mostly necro-beastiality and pedophilia. One day we'll get them.

assholes by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 8, 2010

assholes 

the people who post the really disgusting sex postions on urban dictionary

those assholes keep referring to pussy as being the most beautiful thing in the world

assholes by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

assholes 

Persons who do not concern themselves with the well being
of others.
Persons who go out of the way to offend others.
Persons whose entire sense of self esteem depends upon the
misery of others.
Jerkoffs, douchebags, lowlifes, scumbags, turdbiters are some
of the lower forms of assholes. Like assholes in training.
Persons who will say or do anything outrageous regardless of the situation.
Insulting others brings their life meaning.

What assholes would say to their kids at the passing of the kid's mom:
Asshole dad: "You're fucking mother was a worthless cunt!
I should have chocked the fucking bitch to death after the
first time I fucking fucked her! The fucking whore!"

assholes by jsd9632 January 18, 2012

assholes 

people who fuck up our country spending us into the debt of ass backwards china

the previous FOUR assholes elected to the office of the president of the united states have been spending my money plus buckets of imaginary money to pay off the other assholes who helped them get into office. both the republican party and the democratic party are filled almost entirely with apathetic, hypocritical assholes. It is treasonous to spend a country into debt! The best way to stop treasonous asshole spending is to execute traitors. The fewer assholes the better.

assholes by ExecuteTreasonousAssholes June 29, 2011