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oh...so you want to get offended....
fuckin faggot white bitch honkey nigger spic dike kik queerbag coon wetback faggotmcnigger mic drunk irish asshole studpid cunt women autta make me a fuckin sandwitch. I store all my cum in a little glass jar, then later pour it all over random people at school. Oh yeah, and heil Rosy O'donnel Hitler
offend by Jimmykrakorn December 9, 2004

offend the family 

verb

to take an extreme shit. then after the event, a family is offended by the resulting odor
i'm going home to offend the family
offend the family by papa squat March 18, 2005

offend.tk 

A horribly offensive web site whose only intention was to affront, aggrieve, anger, annoy, antagonize, be disagreeable, chop, cool, cut up, disgruntle, disgust, disoblige, distress, disturb, exasperate, fret, gall, horrify, hurt, insult, irritate, jar, miff, nauseate, nettle, outrage, pain, pique, provoke, repel, repulse, rile, shock, sicken, sin, slight, slur, snub, sting, transgress, trespass, and upset seemingly innocent AIM users.
Conch Lord: I got laid off from Cable Vison in 1996
gLaMoRgUrL412: hard to explain my ass... tell me where u got my s/n for real
offend.tk by Conch Lord August 2, 2004

offend the family 

to take a massive crap, after which a family member(s) is offended by the resulting horrific odor
going home to offend the family

offend-o-peep 

a person who deliberately takes something out of context for the purpose of being offended, often shaming the source or demanding an apology.

source of origin: boomer facebook
pam: helen is the worst.
susan: why do you say that?
pam: when i said "it's funny how this garden poison seems to cause cancer, even though the company says it's safe," she deliberately took my use of the word 'funny' out of context in order to be offended by this, saying "nothing about cancer is funny," and acting as though i owed her an apology.
susan: ugh, what an offend-o-peep.
offend-o-peep by rat0885 March 14, 2021

Does it offend you, yeah 

I sweet a British electronic rock band from Reading, Berkshire.(England)

* James Rushent – lead vocals, bass guitar, guitar, synthesizer

* Dan Coop – synthesizer

* Rob Bloomfield – drums,

* Matty Derham - guitar, synthesizer, vocals

* Chloe Duveaux – bass guitar, vocals
Does it offend you, yeah sing, We are Rock stars, With a Heavy Heart, and a lot more songs.
Does it offend you, yeah by Kady Kat December 10, 2009

HI OFFEND 

A song that is extremely informative ABOUT LAS VEGAS and the MID EAST along with the fact that every place is LAS VEGAS especially when the mega ARABIAN LIKE nightclubs on the LAS VEGAS STRIP has not opened. Keep in mind before you can play this song you have to go to the MIDEAST and borrow an E.
HI OFFEND as the only thing I have to do is MASTURBATE IN PUBLIC but I know I could have SAT in a DIM place in the ADULT FILM THEATER this way I won't get caught and offend any children.

After I CAME to the next sentence as I felt better and I am going to play the song OH EFFENDI To be honest I can't believe all the things about WHISKEY on here , even this song but I have to unscramble another definition this one HI OFFEND and if I want to play the song again I have to go back to the MID EAST

to borrow an E again doing the same thing over and over again.
HI OFFEND by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 24, 2021
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