Donald Trump will become president, a shit-ton of new movies are coming out, and it's going to go by just like every other year. Jesus people, if the world didn't end in 2012, it's not going to happen in 2017. Trump getting elected is not "the end of the world".

And next December the same dumbasses that looked up 2017 on here will be looking up 2018.

2017 is the year I finally fulfill my New Years' resolutions. Yes I know I said the same thing about 2016, but I mean it this time.

2017 by Sentinel Stark December 19, 2016

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2017

Jake Paul, Net Neutrality ,Dabbing, Crappy Memes, Trump, Did I mention Jake Paul already?

Person: 2017
Other Person: End my life

2017 by LordRafox December 31, 2017

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2017

The year of oversensitive 9-13 year olds using “DANK MEMES” and talking about having sex and smoking weed, Trump, North Korea, Kim Jong Un, Las Vegas shooting, crime skyrockets, terrible movies, the “laughing crying” emoji, songs that still go on about drugs and sex with no real meaning (most songs have been this way for the last 12 years), and overall just a terrible year. Good riddance.

Tyler: “2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, and now 2017 have all been terrible! Five bad years in a row!”
Ryan: “Nah, only 2016 and 2017 were bad for me. If cell phones didn’t exist today’s kids would be more social.”

2017 by q543frodomar May 31, 2018

2017

The year that was born out of the ashes of 2016 which had so many stupid things.

thank god 2016 over, maybe now i can rest now that 2017 has started

2017 by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) expand dong December 31, 2016

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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