;v

This emoticon represents the face of someone who has just had a load blown upon them.

My face is covered in man batter! ;v

by Alan April 19, 2005

Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.)

anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.

Yo look at that Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) im sure glad i dont drive one of those

by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007

K A R L S O N V I B E

The theme for the game Milkman Karlson by the youtuber Danidev.

K A R L S O N V I B E is da best song ever.

by aasdxergvtkgfsddfggbvcd69420cx March 30, 2022

My D is the K to your V

isnt it obvious?

we all know that

My D is the K to your V

by mother erects September 4, 2016

The story of how I lost my V-card

I was a freshman and she was a senior and I had the hugest crush on her, her name was Stella, she had the nicest tits and beautiful fat ass and her face was like an angel, there was a party the following weekend and I heard she just broke up with her boyfriend and she was gonna be there! So I decided I was gonna sneak in and find her, I go there about an hour later she was drunk as fuck, and I thought this is my chance, so after a few minutes I convinced the drunk girl to go upstairs and she said what are we gonna do and I said “I’m gonna fuck you so hard” she said while she was drunk not able to control her actions “fuck my tight little pussy” and I grabbed her tits and I was so hard and she started kissing me, I lowered my hands and started squeezing her ass and she said I want your cum in my mouth and she started sucking, fast then slow, fast then slow, then she deepthroated the whole thing and I felt it and I said “oh fuck yesss” and I cummed in her mouth and she swallowed. Then she said ok we’re done here and I thought wait she’s drunk she won’t remember what happens so I get infront of her and push her back on the bed rip her shirt off and before she could do anything to stop her I was balls deep inside her pussy and I was grabbing her tits I made her my bitch that night! Then I felt it again, I was gonna cum for a second time, and I did and it occurred to me that I wasn’t wearing a condom, and that’s how I got an 18 year old pregnant when I was 14

The story of how I lost my V-card was the best moment of my life

by 🤩starboy April 22, 2019

Batman v superman

Highly underrated dceu movie, overly hated yet still talked about to this very day

Originally released in 2016, critics and audiences weren’t ready for this masterpiece, the ultimate edition btw is the DEFINITIVE VERSION, the theatrical cut doesn’t do it much Justice. (Pun intended)

Batman and superman fight, blah blah ! Martha!!! But the movies great even though WB crammed the justice league setup and other useless junk in it.

All in all, great dc movie with flaws, yes but entertaining comic book flick nonetheless

Batman v superman is a cult classic

Batman v superman aged like wine

Critics hate BVS because they expected a kid friendly mcu movie

zack snyder gave us man of steel and Batman v superman, followed by justice league

Batman v Superman is the follow up to man of steel rather than an “OFFICIAL” man of steel sequel

Batfleck killed it as batman!!!!!!!!

one of the most important dceu movies is Batman v superman

Batman v superman setup MOST OF THE DCEU

Guy 1: blah batman v Superman is lame, pure trash

Guy 2: get a load of this brainless tick, go watch your transformers and marvel comedies

Guy 1: whaaaaat?? *confused and lacking intelligence*

Random nerd: Batman v Superman is misunderstood

Random guy 2: I agree, Batman v Superman gets OVERHATED, there’s ALOT of good and awesomeness in that movie

**shakes hands**

Batman v superman

by WatcherInc August 25, 2022

Batman v superman (2016)

One of the best dc movies OF ALL TIME

Batman v superman is the second installment in the dceu and perhaps the most important film that setup too much bs but nonetheless it was WB fault and Zack snyder is hardly to blame even if this magnificent film is flawed

Batman v superman is legit a comic book masterpiece

Batman v superman, a misunderstood comic book movie gem

Batman v superman (2016)

by WatcherInc August 25, 2022