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Mutants at table 9 

People who are unpartnered but want to be partnered. it comes from Adam Sandler's famous tirade in the movie "The Wedding Singer"
Now that my boyfriend broke up with me, i have once more joined the ranks of the Mutants at table 9, and it really sucks major sword

The Mutants 

A street gang, with it's origin in North Jersey, now located in Manhattan and LA. An off-shoot of the larger Jersey street gang, The Horny Fredos, The Mutants focus on getting themselves into ridiculous social situations, and manipulating women. The gang is lead by 3 founding members: Mutilda, Mutanex, and Mutaro, and continue to help shape the NY social scene.
I heard The Mutants made an appearance at XS in Vegas the other night. After rapid fire jager-bombs and mind erasers, they got thrown out, but still managed to leave with 3 mutanettes.
The Mutants by Mutaro July 27, 2010

Ice Mutants

Among smart black supremacists this word denotes a white person.
Those ice mutants are trying to take all the good jobs.
Ice Mutants by Illusionist69 September 2, 2006
n. those beasts which we all love to have epic battles against.

NB: they are comming...
get the gun, we need to fight off the mutants!
mutants by mutant.com February 20, 2010
Voices in you head. or Group of uncool or different people.
"The Mutants are telling me to do it"!! "Well a little mutant told me" "Damn those Mutants"!!!! "Why dont the mutants ever stop talking to me"?? or "Look at those mutants" "What a fucking mutant" "Mutants suck"!
Mutants by Wildstar December 29, 2005

Team of mutants

A group of weird, dumb or annoying people that are total chaos and do stupid things all the time.
"Okay. let's see who we got here, Weirdo Christina that talks to herself, Michael, the biggest idiot in the entire place,attention deficit Stewart who talks about random insects all the time and me. Fantastic! I'm hanging out with a team of mutants."
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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