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A person who has a distinct difficulty listening to singers who are unique and creative in their singing style, particularly female singers, such as Bjork or Karin Dreijer. As such, they will refuse to try any band or vocalist who sings even remotely different than the way Rihanna or any other drab pop artist does.
"God, you're making a big mistake not listening to bands like The Knife just because the vocalist sings kinda strangely sometimes. You're such a Bjork Nazi."
A glowstick in the shape of a cross. Christened so (pardon the pun) on account of the fact that Justice handed out glowsticks in the shape of crosses at all their concerts since the release of their first LP "Cross" in 2007.
"Hehe, you'd think they were handing out contraceptives. The Justice Crosses come in a bag that looks like a johnny
Any footwear that has been worn by a person whilst that person killed another person(s).
My friend's uncle fought in World War II. He was wearing these very same boots when he shot another man to death. They're what I call my "killing boots"
A man is said to give a woman the 'Drum Treatment' when he finally gets his much desired chance to provide her with sexual pleasure. Derived from the popular Scottish simile "I'd like to beat her like a drum".
"God, Nina turns me on so much. Her legs are so perfect. I'd love to give her the Drum Treatment."
"Yeah, that's right. Whilst you bitches were at Hannah's house watching South Park, I was getting the Drum Treatment from Alex"
Name used to describe a structure constructed entirely out of dinner cutlery. The origin of the term is rooted in events in Turkey where Japanese persons tried to pronounce the word "sculpture" in English.
"Timotharoo, you have made-aroo a Sculpturaroo!"
A common compilation of the three easiest phrases to pronounce when one is really really ticked off.
"God, I hate that electrician so so motherfucking much!. Ergg! Kurt. Cunt. Dotcom Fucking Ruff Motherfucking Dick Cunt Cuntscratching Fuck!!"