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lousy-mouth

To say nasty things about someone
I heard you lousy-mouthing me to your brother in law
by Sparkina1967 May 29, 2016
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dashing caballero

A man who is a gentleman and caring toward his partner. The best thing a guy can be
"Shana's boyfriend is such a dashing caballero. Heblew off a night at the prizefights to keep her company at the hospital when her father had a heart attack."
by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004
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Zorro

Same as a dashing caballero, a loving, caring male partner
My sister's boyfriend is such a Zorro. He even gave her his jacket to wear when she was cold
by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004
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barefoot emperor

A lifeguard, because he rules the beach or the poolside
Dammit! That damn barefoot emperor was watching me from his guardstand and got all cheesed off at me for throwing a Frisbee!
by Sparkina1967 December 18, 2012
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peoplecake

1 -- A dating relationship that is seen by one as merely a treat, luxury, indulgence or break in one's routine, rather than a stable, steady, routine occurrence. A peoplecake relationship usually involves the parties seeing each other only occasionally or only once or twice a week, with no commitment to exclusivity or building a shared tomorrow. So called because such a relationship is to one's life what cake is to eating: something that's enjoyable but can easily be done without.

2 -- a partner in such a relationship
"Nah, I don't see myself living with Jennifer. What we have is just peoplecake."

"Marilyn, get a grip. Don't go making fantasies about gowns and bridesmaids and china patterns. You have no future with Carlos. To him, you're nothing but peoplecake."
by Sparkina1967 August 16, 2004
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Chatty Carlos

a talkative man. Derived from a phrase in a sating-advice site
"I have so much to say. Oh, I am just such a chatty carlos tonight
by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004
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candy flakes

Iridescent sparkles, especially as used in cosmetics.
"My manicurist recommended this really insipid shade of nail polish-- frosty iridescent pink with shiny little candy flakes in it. I mean, what am I, in seventh grade?"
by Sparkina1967 July 22, 2004
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