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table nine

The state of being unpartnered and wanting to be partnered. From the movie "The Wedding Singer"
"Table nine sucks major sword, especially around valentine's
by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004
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sworded

"Man, if i don't have those sales figures in by tomorrow, I'm sworded."
by Sparkina1967 December 28, 2005
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Playfood for lunch

A vivid analogy/comparison I coined, describing being duped or hoodwinked; a tantalizing offer or prospect that turns out to be phony or empty.

It is comparing being duped to the imaginary but descriptive scenario of invited to someone's house for lunch and seeing an assortment of delicious looking food on the table, but then, upon being served, discover that it's only very realistic-looking playfood. It looks delicious, but it's a toy, a prop, only fake, nothing you can really eat. Similarly, if someone makes you a tempting offer that turns out to be phony, it too looks great, but it's nothing you can really act on, it's only fake.
"Bob offered to go into business for me, but today, he told me he decided he didn't want to do it. Boy, did THAT turn out to be nothing but playfood for lunch!"

"Suzanne, I want you to stop talking about marrying Carlos. Carlos doesn't want to marry you, OK? He views your relationship as a break in his routine and nothing else. When he talks about you two having a life together, he's just serving you playfood for lunch!"

"All the companies that offer instant weight-loss products are serving the public playfood for lunch."
by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004
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humink

same as peoplecake, so called from HUman and MINK, because such a relationship is to one's life what a mink coat is to clothes, something very nice, yet something that one could do without very well.
"I'm not marrying Betsy. She's just my humink."

"My relationship with Brad is strictly humink."
by Sparkina1967 August 16, 2004
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lousy-mouth

To say nasty things about someone
I heard you lousy-mouthing me to your brother in law
by Sparkina1967 May 29, 2016
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dashing caballero

A man who is a gentleman and caring toward his partner. The best thing a guy can be
"Shana's boyfriend is such a dashing caballero. Heblew off a night at the prizefights to keep her company at the hospital when her father had a heart attack."
by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004
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ends of the earth

I had to go to the ends of the eart to get that software!!
by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004
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