Sparkina1967's definitions

lousy-mouth

To say nasty things about someone

I heard you lousy-mouthing me to your brother in law

by Sparkina1967 May 29, 2016

jennifer moonglow

A woman or girl who is by nature romantic or given to fantasy

My sister said she'd rather have an engagement ring than a flat belly any day. She's such a Jennifer Moonglow.

by Sparkina1967 May 29, 2016

barefoot emperor

A lifeguard, because he rules the beach or the poolside

Dammit! That damn barefoot emperor was watching me from his guardstand and got all cheesed off at me for throwing a Frisbee!

by Sparkina1967 December 18, 2012

sworded

done for. Ruined. Wrecked.

"Man, if i don't have those sales figures in by tomorrow, I'm sworded."

by Sparkina1967 December 28, 2005

table niner

someone who's unpartnered and wants to be partnered

My sister is a table-niner ever since her fiance left her at the altar

by Sparkina1967 May 14, 2005

peoplecake

1 -- A dating relationship that is seen by one as merely a treat, luxury, indulgence or break in one's routine, rather than a stable, steady, routine occurrence. A peoplecake relationship usually involves the parties seeing each other only occasionally or only once or twice a week, with no commitment to exclusivity or building a shared tomorrow. So called because such a relationship is to one's life what cake is to eating: something that's enjoyable but can easily be done without.

2 -- a partner in such a relationship

"Nah, I don't see myself living with Jennifer. What we have is just peoplecake."

"Marilyn, get a grip. Don't go making fantasies about gowns and bridesmaids and china patterns. You have no future with Carlos. To him, you're nothing but peoplecake."

by Sparkina1967 August 16, 2004

humink

same as peoplecake, so called from HUman and MINK, because such a relationship is to one's life what a mink coat is to clothes, something very nice, yet something that one could do without very well.

"I'm not marrying Betsy. She's just my humink."

"My relationship with Brad is strictly humink."

by Sparkina1967 August 16, 2004