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Definitions by Sparkina1967

lousy-mouth

To say nasty things about someone
I heard you lousy-mouthing me to your brother in law
lousy-mouth by Sparkina1967 May 29, 2016

jennifer moonglow

A woman or girl who is by nature romantic or given to fantasy
My sister said she'd rather have an engagement ring than a flat belly any day. She's such a Jennifer Moonglow.

barefoot emperor 

A lifeguard, because he rules the beach or the poolside
Dammit! That damn barefoot emperor was watching me from his guardstand and got all cheesed off at me for throwing a Frisbee!
barefoot emperor by Sparkina1967 December 18, 2012
"Man, if i don't have those sales figures in by tomorrow, I'm sworded."
sworded by Sparkina1967 December 28, 2005

table niner 

someone who's unpartnered and wants to be partnered
My sister is a table-niner ever since her fiance left her at the altar
table niner by Sparkina1967 May 14, 2005
same as peoplecake, so called from HUman and MINK, because such a relationship is to one's life what a mink coat is to clothes, something very nice, yet something that one could do without very well.
"I'm not marrying Betsy. She's just my humink."

"My relationship with Brad is strictly humink."
humink by Sparkina1967 August 16, 2004

peoplecake

1 -- A dating relationship that is seen by one as merely a treat, luxury, indulgence or break in one's routine, rather than a stable, steady, routine occurrence. A peoplecake relationship usually involves the parties seeing each other only occasionally or only once or twice a week, with no commitment to exclusivity or building a shared tomorrow. So called because such a relationship is to one's life what cake is to eating: something that's enjoyable but can easily be done without.

2 -- a partner in such a relationship
"Nah, I don't see myself living with Jennifer. What we have is just peoplecake."

"Marilyn, get a grip. Don't go making fantasies about gowns and bridesmaids and china patterns. You have no future with Carlos. To him, you're nothing but peoplecake."
peoplecake by Sparkina1967 August 16, 2004