*you're 

Let's discuss.

'Your' signifies ownership or relation, which refers to something owned by someone, a title, or a friend/relation.

'You're' is an abbrevation of 'you are', which is what you'd say when speaking to someone about who or what they are, be it an insult, praise, fact or random statement.

*you're.

Your;

"Your computer rocks!"
"Your mother is a slutwhore!"
"Your criminal status is unacceptable!"

You're;

"You're a moron."
"You're fantastic!"
"You're a normal person."
"You're gay."

I request that you people learn what I have just explained on the grounds that

IT IS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD.

*you're by moobag April 6, 2010

*You're 

A word used to make fun of stupid illiterate fucks.

A:Your a whore. B:*You're

*You're by Gibbus November 11, 2020

you're 

"You're" is the strongest argument winner. If you correct your opponents your to you're, you have automatically won the argument (unspoken law for human conversation).

Some argue that the "they're" correction is stronger, however, anyone who believes this is disillusioned and an uncivilized swine.

Idiot - Your so stupid.
Smart Fellow - Excuse me, I believe the correct grammar for that statement is "You're so stupid."

you're by JLoh_Loh October 31, 2017

you’re 

This is the word to end an argument. “You’re” is used when you want to ruin someone’s day, career, and even life. One misspell can cause them to be homeless.

Guy 1: “Dude your such a pussy”
Guy 2: “hm”
Guy 1: “What’s the deal? Your weird”
Guy 2: “you’re*”
Guy 1 stares at his phone blankly, realizing his life is now effectively useless

you’re by cracked :) March 20, 2021

You're 

Short for "you are". Many dumbfucks don't know the difference between "you're" and "your" and tend to interchange it. Pointing out this mistake is used as a pathetic comeback in an argument on the internet.

*An argument is going between two Redditards*
Redditard 1: Your so bad lololol
Redditard 2: *You're
*Redditard 2 gets instantly downvoted to oblivion*

You're by Peepeepoopoo from urbdic February 1, 2021

you're 

How idiots spell the possessive adjective "your" when they think they have mastered not to misuse it.

Lelo: What's you're e-mail address?
Boba: What's I'm e-mail address??
Lelo: No, what's you're e-mail address?

you're by Johans February 14, 2008

You're 

A contraction of "you are" that a painfully large group of dumbasses mistake for "your".

Guy 1: Your a total idiot!

Guy 2: It's "You're", dumbfuck.

Guy 1: no it's not! It's clearly spelled "your"! idiot!

Guy 2: Your irony is delicious!

You're by Mister Cookie September 20, 2012