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*Trouble* 

A stupid, mislead, whorish little girl who runs away from her problems and sleeps with every guy she can, while posting about it on Off-topic.net for sympathy and more hookups on drugs and dick.

See also: Lauren Whitehead, vdubbish
Where is the *Trouble* Tour moving this year?
*Trouble* by spanky February 14, 2003
The inordinately attractive woman with whom you have to work regularly causing you to become incapable of doing that for which you were hired. Will often become the source of rumors by bored, disgruntled, or dissatified coworkers who are generally unhappy with their own lives and wish it were they who were with "trouble."

The hot chick in the office.
Oh, god! I have to work with trouble today. I will accomoplish nothing and love it!
trouble by beltway July 29, 2008
A woman who often acts all innocent but is really quite a naughty girl. She likes to stir up all the guys around her then puts on her little halo and says "what?" as she bats her eyes. Often goes by the name of Amy.
Damn... she ain't nothin' but trouble!
Trouble by AahzCat April 20, 2010
The incredible, intriguing, charismatic guy you should stay away from for “practical” reasons (he works with you, makes you want to do very bad things in very bad places, the list goes on…) Still, you can’t stop sending him salacious text messages and emails (at work, on vacation, early in the morning, late at night…) He draws the “very bad” girl out of you…… And you love it….
“Mmmmmmm, here comes trouble…… I want to throw him down onto the conference table and have my way with him.”
trouble by 579chai June 17, 2006
Something you don’t wanna get into and something you can’t get out of
Phill: OOOOOOOOOH Dominic is in trouble
Dominic: shut up!
Trouble by DinosaurArtist January 15, 2019
A fine girl that walks by.
"Looks like Trouble" Used to holler at a girl.
Trouble by Anonymous August 21, 2003
A woman particularly adept at inspiring emotions of curiosity, strife, concern, distress, confusion and a general lack of well being in the lives of all males within a reasonable radius. She is generally concerned with mischief, drama, and producing adequate levels of the aforementioned emotions for her own amusement.

The source of my nickname.
"Here comes trouble" - Jared ;)
Trouble by Jess aka Trouble August 30, 2005
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