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(cap)tion 

A social media (typically IG) caption that is blatantly false aka all cap
Did you see Jay's post? He's spending the week in Paris
- Man no way, he's on a layover, don't believe the (cap)tion
(cap)tion by mickdre October 27, 2021
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Youtube captions 

A tool on Youtube that changes speech to text. It's notoriously unreliable.
*Youtube captions enabled

Person in video: "And there was light."
Caption: "Andy ear weasel eight."
Youtube captions by Andymii January 21, 2016

closed caption 

A device/program that can be used to display spoken text on a screen. This is usually used for people who have lost the ability to hear or ARE losing their ability to hear effectively(old people.) This is also used frequently by my friends who go outside to smoke and watch TV through the sliding glass door....the bastards.
1. Dorris can barely hear a train run over her cats, but thanks to closed captioning she can still see what that shit-head Bush has to say about foreign policies.

2. "Yo, turn on the closed captioning. I wanna see what they're saying while I smoke." -friends
closed caption by bAc0Nb0Y November 12, 2003
A word that describes an overall meaning to a theme or idea.
That caption tells it all!
Caption by Jeffery ordinal June 11, 2016

CC (closed captions) 

(Closed captions) Interpretative text shown on videos or television. They are slightly different from subtitles in that the text shown is usually in the same language that is being spoken.
I had no idea what she was saying in that video so turned on CC (closed captions).
CC (closed captions) by Thatssus November 4, 2020
A title or brief explanation accompanying an illustration, cartoon, or poster.
"he designed a series of posters with the caption: ‘No One is Innocent’"
caption by Caption April 26, 2015

no caption 

I told a joke to Kyle and it went so poorly. He was so no caption.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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