'Bort
(V.) To hijack a vehicle; To make an odd noise during death by fall; To pistol-whip another person usu. cyborg.
'Bort by 'bortmastuh January 8, 2005
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Bort
A massively popular first name, likely a variant of "Bart." Its popularity is so great that "Bort" merchandise frequently sells out in gift shops.
"We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates."
Small child: "Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate."
Mother: "No, come along Bort."
Man: "Are you talking to me?"
Mother: "No, my son is also named Bort."
Small child: "Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate."
Mother: "No, come along Bort."
Man: "Are you talking to me?"
Mother: "No, my son is also named Bort."
Bort by penguinboy561 October 30, 2011
Bort
A popular name according novelty license plate makers in the Simpsons' world.
Appears in The Simpsons episode, "Itchy & Scratchy Land"
Appears in The Simpsons episode, "Itchy & Scratchy Land"
Bort by SnowballIII July 1, 2011
bort
bort is an insult but it’s also much more. it unites the bortiest of souls. everyone can be a bort and everyone can call you out on it. next time someone calls you a bort-accept it and classify it as an essential part of your being
bort by poor unforture wamp June 30, 2021
Bort
A person with a dodgy eye, lop-sided head, bearing a physical resemblence to Gollem, the mythical creature from J.R.R Tolkeins Lord of the Rings Series. 2nd most popular christian name in the Northern hemishphere after John.
Bort
A word of Northern England Origin - Exact area unknown but somewhere around Leeds. Should be used when someone is clearly lying - instead of common responses such as 'bullshit' or 'bollocks'.
Should also be put into as many songs as possible.
When things are taken too far, can also be replicated using seal noises. Usually this would be pronounced 'orrrrr'
Should also be put into as many songs as possible.
When things are taken too far, can also be replicated using seal noises. Usually this would be pronounced 'orrrrr'
1.
Northerner 1: 'I'm Grizz Me.'
His Friend: 'BORT!'
2. 'I've had sex loads of times, its great!'
'...bort..you're 12.'
3. 'OMG IM THE BEST AT EVERYTHING!!'
'orr orr orr orr orr!'
Northerner 1: 'I'm Grizz Me.'
His Friend: 'BORT!'
2. 'I've had sex loads of times, its great!'
'...bort..you're 12.'
3. 'OMG IM THE BEST AT EVERYTHING!!'
'orr orr orr orr orr!'
Bort by CTRL Monsta March 2, 2011
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