Bortch 

The act of projectile vomiting as a result of something repulsive.

Awww honey, The thought of food right now makes me want to Bortch

Bortch by pawlawl91 March 22, 2010

Bortch 

To be fucking stupid and instead of calling someone a bitch you call them a bortch. You can also rhyme and create different words like fortch, dortch and clortch. You can also lengthen the word by saying things such as bortchy, bortcheesey, or glorbeetsy.

"Stop being such a dumb fucking bortch clortch bortchy"

Bortch by KIngBortcheesy December 13, 2016

Bortch 

Male version of bitch

Tae is a bortch

Bortch by Taeswifeyy July 23, 2025

Borchers

1. Individuals residing in rural northwest Iowa who are often featured in stories told by grandparents; such stories may involve the subject eating too much ice-cream and developing a stomach ache or diarrhea, stepping in cow maneur, or falling asleep in front of the television after an exhausting day.

2. Residents in rural northwest Iowa who one tell stories about, regardless of whether the listener knows or cares about the subjects.

1. Ol' Borcher came home t' other night with a gut-ache; guess he ate an entire large pizza at The Pizza Ranch.

2. I hadn't walked through the door before Grandma started telling a story about how one o' the Borchers accidentally scooped up his pet cat while shovelin' snow.

Borchers by P'tainz February 12, 2013

botch era 

The TRUE current era of professional wrestling. For 20 years, since 2000, all that has truly mattered in wrestling, has been Brock Lesnar, Batista, Bill Goldberg, Randy Orton, Triple H, John Cena, and Hulk Hogan. B.O.T.C.H. It is a botched era of wrestling, dominated by the same performers, over and over and over. Once in awhile the WWE will throw in a couple other guys to distract you from what is really going on (Ziggler, Sandow, Barrett, Ambrose, Reigns, Nakamura, Kennedy), but they will always revert back to the same 6-8 corporately safe, boring, predictable, banal performers. For example, Batista coming back in 2014 to automatically win the 2014 Royal Rumble, and Hulk Hogan hosting Raw in 2021 promoting his H PHONE. Wrestling can't and will not get better until all of these guys stop, retire, or die. PERIOD.

All that truly matters in wrestling is Brock, Orton, HHH, Cena, and Hogan. Welcome to the Botch Era!

Cena wins again?! Come on!
What did you expect, it's the Botch Era.

Did you know that from 2000-2015 there was a 50% chance that Cena, Orton, or Triple H were in the main event of every single PPV produced by WWE? How good could a show be using 3 guys over and over and over and over?

Duh, it's the Botch Era.

botch era by MrSambo February 8, 2021

bortchilism 

1. (n) Disease brought about by grunge or lewd behavior.

2. (n) The act of bortching

1. My friend just snorted bloody apple juice out of her nose. Now I have bortchilism.

2. Did you go to that bortchilism run/walk yesterday?

bortchilism by Elliot1670 January 24, 2011

Botched

The beak, (another term for “la polla “, bosch, etc)

Botched is almost ALWAYS linked to Junior The Forbidden One and for good obvious reasons..

She is the only connection that J has with this world ( or atleast that us foolish mortals know of)

A chicken since birth, raised and taken from the barn she has grown into a near humanoid ish type fowl that follows junior anywhere he goes but also lives her own life as the importance of junior grows stronger.

TLDR; a small chicken TURNED BIG who’s growing out of control and might even surpass father J

Botched is a farm animal with feathers and whoever lacks the common knowledge of this is intellectually impaired + misdirected and ignorant

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Junior: no one dares surpass the ungodly wrath of The Forbidden One! I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, trigger my rage and be spared mercy!

Botched: bok bok!!

Junior: *shrugs* fine, another time, cmon beak let’s go eat some popcorn

Botched: *follows him as she flaps her wings slightly*

Junior: picks up botched from school

Principal: *tries to detain botched and keep her for an after school program*

Junior: woaw hold on there lunchbox, we’re leaving NOW

principal: excuse me sir , she must stay for her tutoring

Junior: nonsense! What she learns I could teach better a thousand fold

Security: *attempts to detain the beak*

Junior: *eyes turn fiery red*

“Fools, I am the son, the fire and the darkness, For NO ONE GOES TO THE BEAK EXCEPT THROUGH ME!”

security and principal: *step back and tremble in fear*

Junior: *leaves with the beak*

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Botched has a liquor brand named after her “bosch” which is somewhat strong and J possibly drinks too much of

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Junior and botched and wheezly and winy and tortoise and mello and wendyboy are forever linked , nothing dismantles the world that junior the forbidden one tries soooo hard to create and maintain

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“Where’s botched ?” -junior, probably

“What is botched doin ?” -junior, again probably

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Botched can mean many things but it’s also beak’s other name

Botched by URBANTROOOPER January 31, 2022