Borthday 

Borthday, the opposite of a birthday. Also known as An Un-birthday a borthday occurs for everyone 364 times a year, the only exception being their birthday

"Hey Max, Happy Borthday!"
"Whoa, Dood you remembered, oh, and by the way, happy borthday!"
"No Max, Its my Birthday today, how could you forget D:"

Borthday by Carrotman August 8, 2010

borthday 

When the time on the clock matches your birthday.

If you were born on December 26th, your two borthdays are at 12:26 am and 12:26 pm.

borthday by pjamesurban March 15, 2010

borthday 

pretty much birthday. this is dedicated to ro’sean’s slow ass

happy borthday

borthday by ohhhhhOUUUUohhh May 30, 2023

Happy borthday 

When you completley spell shit wrong

When you meant to say Happy Birthday but use Happy Borthday instead

Happy borthday by Amadmutha February 21, 2018

Happy Birthday, Donnie! 

Happy Birthday, Donnie! — My heartfelt greetings to The Non-Teflon Don, The Orange Man, 222, The Foundling Father, Dope 45, the man, the myth, and the legend, Donald J. Trump.

Born on June 14th 1946, Trump is a strong textbook Gemini ♊️ who proves this often by speaking out of both sides of his mouth; and, taking “both sides, both sides” of every argument. Trump has a verbal tick of saying things twice for emphasis like Jimmy “Two Times” the character from Good Fellows.

He even fashions his carriage after his ideas about mob bosses; and, like every mob boss before him he is destined to get tripped up on paperwork and not by the actual crimes he has committed.

I know just what he wants for a 2023 birthday present! HE WANTS A BLANKET PARDON FOR ALL OF THE CRIMES HE HAS COMMITTED AND WILL ULTIMATELY BE CONVICTED OF because even John Gotti didn’t beat every charge against him.

Will he get a pardon, ultimately? To quote Dolt 45, “We’ll see, we’ll see”.

Maybe I should add “Donnie ‘ Two Times’” to his growing list of sobriquets as my poetic birthday present to him.

So be it!!!!!! Happy Birthday “Donnie ‘Two Times’l

Happy Birthday, Donnie! I bet you asked for a blanket pardon this year!!!!!

Happy Birthday, Donnie! by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 14, 2023

Happy Birthday Song 

A cheerful and celebratory song, which may be performed (or played) for friends and family members on their birthdays.

1. Every single day, a special "Happy Birthday Song" is sung to many friends and family-members.

2. "Happy Birthday Song" is possibly the most popular traditional song in the world.

Happy Birthday Song by Chad-Syphrett August 6, 2012

Birthday Time 

Noun. Everybody knows their birthday, but there is exists an event called Birthday Time (coined by Ryan Nguyen).

This event occurs twice a day, everyday and is unique to each person's birthday, i.e. 2:16 am is Ryan's birthday time because he was born on the 16th of February.

You celebrate somebody's birthday time by shouting "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIME!" and singing the following Birthday Time Haiku (written by Ryan Nguyen):

Be really happy
Because it is your birthday
But just one minute

Birthday times are especially special when it turns someone's birthday time on their actual birthday day. In these cases, you should sing the birthday time haiku with extra enthusiasm and make sure to remind the recipient that this moment only occurs twice a year to make them feel even more special.

Remember, you only have one minute.

Example 1:
Ryan: "Damn, I should get to bed, its already past my birthday time and I have 8 am class tomorrow..."

Person: "Meh, you've still got time. At least its not pi time yet."

Example 2:
Ryan: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIIIME!!!"

Person: "what the fu--?"

Ryan: "Be really happy! Because it is your birthday! BUT JUST ONE MINUTE!! yaaay :D"

Person: "Thanks?"

Birthday Time by rynguy December 28, 2012