Definitions by Jebidiah

Bort 

A person with a dodgy eye, lop-sided head, bearing a physical resemblence to Gollem, the mythical creature from J.R.R Tolkeins Lord of the Rings Series. 2nd most popular christian name in the Northern hemishphere after John.

"Attention shoppers, we have run out of BORT license plates, REPEAT, we have no more BORT license plates left"

Bort by Jebidiah March 13, 2003