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Borthwick 

Someone who is just suddenly over come from a quick bout of narcolepsy.

Only at work in important situations suddenly just drifts off into noddy land.
Oh dear! I’ve just had myself a little Borthwick.

Oh the Borthwick train just came for me there.
Borthwick by Sneaky P Taker November 18, 2022

Borthwick 

A person who likes to suck the chodes of fat ginger people only. In the rare occasion that you get a straight Borthwick, he prefers women in their 40s/50s who are extremely obesewomen with blonde hair who weigh around 30 stone. A Borthwick also likes to dress up in womens clothes and fantasizes about naked chodes.
Alex: Look at that dickhead over there. Eyeing up that fat bitch and the fat ginger kid.
Lewis: Yeah, he is such a Borthwick!
Borthwick by Bumraj Mundeeq January 17, 2007

Borthwick-Jackson 

A blowjob, named so after the Manchester United defender with the same initials.
"It's my wedding anniversary this weekend so I'm hoping for a Borthwick-Jackson off the wife"
Borthwick-Jackson by juicebox August 17, 2016

No Dick Bostwick 

When you've been searching your entire life for dat dicky but it's nowhere to be found. Your gf breaks up with you and marries a piglet, so you drink warm New Amsterdam and pretend to whack it to Guy Fieri and listen to Nickelback.
Damn bro, my ex married a pig. It's cuz I'm a No Dick Bostwick and rub my nub to Diners, Drive-ins & Dives.
No Dick Bostwick by #SoNotAJames January 1, 2021

Bortnick 

Can be used as an noun meaning a coward, or faggot. A pecker person. Can be used as an noun also to describe someone who is not quite as pecker as a Bova but still pecker.
"You did your homework? What a Bortnick!"
"That Bortnick stole my lunch money!"
Bortnick by Sean Hagfish April 9, 2008

Bostwick Bash 

The same sexual acts in the Hummel Pummel, only the one head-butting the vagina has to be wearing a clown wig. This provides a little more cushion than the original Hummel Pummel.
"My new girlfriend Kristin has never been Pummeled before, so we started out easy with the Bostwick Bash."
Bostwick Bash by cgormzzzzz December 22, 2009
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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