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Slang for Alberta, the cowboy centre of Canada's economy. Generally used by Albertan Hicks, Greasers, Rig Pigs, and hockey/lacrosse boys. Although only the aforementioned use it, every Albertan is proud of the name 'Berta.
"'Berta Boy, born and raised. Check out this deer I shot. Oil is life."
'Berta by ThaPryynce34 February 9, 2019
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Gorgeous girl who truly is a dream girl for every guy on earth! If you meet her once you won't forget her for the rest of your life. Her flirty and spontaneous character attracts people and makes her Miss-Popular. She's charming and friendly and she always gets what she wants. Irresistible- the word that describes her best!
Berta- you know you want her!
Berta by YouKnowThat April 29, 2012
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She's outgoing and funny. People always tend to underestimate her, but that's just because she's amazing. When it comes to boys, she plays it real. No she isn't a slut, but instead is a prize. She's always there when you need her.

Her smile brightens up anyone's day. She's loud but can be quiet and shy when needed. She'd make an awesome girlfriend, but she doesn't play games. Her eyes tell the whole story.
Guy 1: Bro who's that?

Guy 2: that's berta.

Guy 3: Damn . says it all .
Berta by therealme19 June 18, 2012
Slang for the Canadian province of Alberta.

You'll commonly find tradesmen, rig pigs, and people from Northern Alberta using this term unintentionally as it is part of their dialect. It isn't unheard of to hear it as far south as Calgary or Lethbridge.

It is commonly followed up with "boys", even when speaking to women or just one man.
"See that snow? It's starting to feel like berta, boys"

"How come darts are so expensive out here?"
"You're in fuckin' berta, boys"
berta by kadoodles January 27, 2017
Short form of Alberta, similar to America=Merica!
Big jacked up diesels, expensive boats but no water, welcome to Berta!
Berta by Epluribisunum August 12, 2015

Berta’ 

Berta’ is the Abbreviated way to say Alberta. It is most commonly used in northern Alberta
P1: where you from?
P2: Down in Berta
Berta’ by CanadaFax June 8, 2020
The best people ever. Her name means "the brilliant one". She can be a baby sometimes, and quine irrelevant. She always has a "Cesco" behind, and everyone loves her.
OMG look at Berta and Cesco; so cute!
Berta by pedorruta October 16, 2020
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