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Gorgeous girl who truly is a dream girl for every guy on earth! If you meet her once you won't forget her for the rest of your life. Her flirty and spontaneous character attracts people and makes her Miss-Popular. She's charming and friendly and she always gets what she wants. Irresistible- the word that describes her best!
Berta- you know you want her!
Berta by YouKnowThat April 29, 2012
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She's outgoing and funny. People always tend to underestimate her, but that's just because she's amazing. When it comes to boys, she plays it real. No she isn't a slut, but instead is a prize. She's always there when you need her.

Her smile brightens up anyone's day. She's loud but can be quiet and shy when needed. She'd make an awesome girlfriend, but she doesn't play games. Her eyes tell the whole story.
Guy 1: Bro who's that?

Guy 2: that's berta.

Guy 3: Damn . says it all .
Berta by therealme19 June 18, 2012
Slang for the Canadian province of Alberta.

You'll commonly find tradesmen, rig pigs, and people from Northern Alberta using this term unintentionally as it is part of their dialect. It isn't unheard of to hear it as far south as Calgary or Lethbridge.

It is commonly followed up with "boys", even when speaking to women or just one man.
"See that snow? It's starting to feel like berta, boys"

"How come darts are so expensive out here?"
"You're in fuckin' berta, boys"
berta by kadoodles January 27, 2017
Short form of Alberta, similar to America=Merica!
Big jacked up diesels, expensive boats but no water, welcome to Berta!
Berta by Epluribisunum August 12, 2015

Berta’ 

Berta’ is the Abbreviated way to say Alberta. It is most commonly used in northern Alberta
P1: where you from?
P2: Down in Berta’
Berta’ by CanadaFax June 8, 2020
The best people ever. Her name means "the brilliant one". She can be a baby sometimes, and quine irrelevant. She always has a "Cesco" behind, and everyone loves her.
OMG look at Berta and Cesco; so cute!
Berta by pedorruta October 16, 2020
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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