#YoloSwag

A faggot's way of justifying faggotry on Twitter, Tumblr and Facebook.

1. I'm wearing women's jeans #YoloSwag

2. There are 5 cocks in my ass right now!!! #YoloSwag

3. I just ate a cup of my own sperm yo!!!!!! #YoloSwag

#YoloSwag by 29254 November 1, 2012

#YOLOswag-er

One of those annoying people on the web who overuse those memes and sayings that used to make the internet fun. These people will say things like:
YOLO
SWAG
TROOOOLLLLLLL'd
Fo'ever alone
These people will also use WAAAAAAAYYYYYYY to many hashtags
#yolo
#epic
#swag
#epicyoloswag
please dont be one of these people and if you see one, tell em that theyre a chucknugget

#yolo
#swag
#hashtag
#yoloswag-ers suck

#YOLOswag-er by thelastjake802 May 8, 2013

yoloswag 

A term used by twelvie morons that wear baseball caps backwards, have their pants sag half way down their arse crack, wear Converse sneakers and generally act like douchebags on public transport by blasting crappy dubstep and pop music through the tinny little speakers on their phones. Yoloswag to them means 'oh yeah, fuck i'm good, just ask me' but to the sane population all we see are whiny little douchebags that need a smack in the head with an ASP expanding baton.

twelvie: 'yer rikki and i are in a relationship, yoloswag'
sane teenager walkin past: 'DILLIGAF!'

yoloswag by KTV484 February 6, 2014

yoloswag4jesus 

Just sending it for jesus because you’re a proper christian women

Dakota wanted to hit the wendys so Melissa said “Yoloswag4jesus might as well go”

yoloswag4jesus by MelLynn2 June 22, 2019

#Golfswag

The swag only golfers have. #Golfswag includes golfers who wear white belts with large belt buckles, neon colored clothing, can successfully pull off sweatervests, and other golf related apparel.

Golfers with #golfswag make the sport look less gay as well

Nolan and Kevin have the sickest #golfswag. I wish I were them.

#Golfswag by #IHAVEGOLFSWAG December 27, 2011

#yoloswag4jesus420blazeitfaggot

A phrase that was popular on Twitter in 2012, that combined multiple ignorant phrases (YOLO, swag4Jesus, and 420blazeitfaggot) into one perfect shitstorm of ignorance. Essentially, it is an unneccessarily complicated way to say YOLO/fuck it/do it for the vine. Used in a serious manner by fools and airheads, but in an ironic one by people in posession of a normal intelligence.

Dude 1: Dude, you should TOTALLY go of that jump, bruh!

Dude 2: But why?

Dude 1: BECAUSE WHY NOT, DUDE?

Dude 2: Oh TRUE!

Dude 2 (as he goes off the jump): #YOLOSWAG4JESUS420BLAZEITFAGGOT!

#yoloswag4jesus420blazeitfaggot by COLLECTIVE November 6, 2013

YOLOSWAG 

The unholy union of two godforsaken, overused, idiotic words which had a sex orgy and produced this demonic offspring. Also the go to term for all douchebags and fags of the world. Did I mention the fucking douchebags? When this word comes out of someones mouth, 10 babies will be sacrificed to Satan by canniballistic necrophiles. In addition to this 20 fluffy kittens will be get eaten by aliens, and a starving child in Africa will die. NEVER use this word.

Warning:
If you use this word, you will burn in hell and be subject to anal rape from the babies who were sacrificed. Afterwards you will be castrated and forced to enjoy your genitals with ketchup and tabasco sauce.

YOLOSWAG just killed 10 babies, 20 fluffy kittens, and a starving child in Africa because motherfucking Urban Dictionary requires that I use this word in an example.

YOLOSWAG by DeusAnonymouse May 30, 2013