you hurt your leg, well DILLIGAF

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. about the new rims on yo car

Its stress relief made easy, its simple and it works, just say DILLIGAF next time you got to deal with dick heads wankers and jerks.

And when you go out, stick a DILLIGAF on your T Shirt or you hat and when some cunts giving you the shits, just say "Mate... Read That"

friend- 'wow did you hear the teacher is having a baby!'
me- 'D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F?!'

teacher:hey your late for class young man
Student:D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

Banker 1: Anyone know why the Dollar has dropped against the Euro today?

IT Guy: Dilligaf

Banker 1: is that like a subordinated bond problem?

Girl: Does this dress make me look fat?
Guy: Dilligaf?