#Molester is a phrase or what people call a rapist or your grandpa, and even your mom’s or dad's dad. #Molester is the most common phrase people use for their grandfather or shady uncle, but you might call yours “Guncle”
Girl1: You remember that man from yesterday, #Molester
Girl2: Really, is that why he adked for your emergency contact list
A Trout Molester is someone who has no self-control when it comes to their raging libido. A Trout Molester will dip his penis into anything that has a hole regardless of obvious painful consequences.
They will even perform throat sex on a Trout while totally disregarding the fact they have razor sharp teeth -- all in the name of an insatiable and overwhelming lust for sexual release.
Trout Molester = A person of Extreme Sexual Deviance.
Matthew: Wtf is going on in this god damned neighbourhood? Someone is going around removing door knobs on all the homes while leaving clumps of mayonnaise in it's place. Weird.
Higz: You have it all wrong, dude. It was Terry the Trout Molester who lives on the corner. He is responsible, and by the way; that's not mayonnaise.
Higz: The guy has no self-control, and he will stick his dick in anything with a hole, regardless of whether or not it has a pulse. Last week I caught the Trout Molester in the park having sex with a hollowed out cob of corn. He said that he suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder and therefore, "not (his) fault".
Matthew: What a sick cunt! Tonight I'll be rigging a door knob and motion detector to my wood chipper out back. That'll learn 'em, fuck yeah!
Crooked stock promoter. One who engages in securities fraud. A deceitful stockbroker. A scam artist in the stock business. White collar criminal.
I was told to buy this stock at two dollars last week, now its trading at two cents! That stock molester just dumped all his paper in the market and left me hanging with worthless stock...
Molesterol is a substance in your body that increases or decreases depending on the amount of molestation/molesting you experience throughout your life.
Having a high amount can lead to many complex psychological issues, and even make you dependent on the substance. Thus making you a harvester of molesterol.
In order to harvest molesterol, you must
A: Unwillingly encounter a molester.
or
B: molest.
Example 1:
"Hey, Günther, quit molesting me. My molesterol levels are getting too high and I risk becoming dependent, like you."
Example 2:
"Hansel! Get over here you cute little morsel, I have some candy for you. Just... Get in the van and we'll make a nice pie brimming with mol... I mean cholesterol."
Thick soled white Nike athletic shoes. The shoe of choice for Child Molesters. Often seen on Middle Aged men also wearing short sleeved button up shirts and hanging around malls and parks.
Our buddy Brad showed up with some new white Nikes at the basketball game. All the parents warned their kids to not go to bathroom with the guy with the Air Molesters.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.