Humpshartwhale 

When you lie on your front. When you have diarrhoea and shart into the air.

“Omg i just humpshartwhale”

Humpshartwhale by Ionadick October 13, 2019

Humptos

A clown that likes little boys a little too much

“Son let’s see that Humptos clown I heard he likes boys.” Or “that Bill Cosby is a Humptos.”

Humptos by Hairy gi gi gats February 9, 2020

The humpers 

Omfg, when a desperately horny guy wants to fuck any and everything, including dry humping the air while walking, just so he can attempt to bust a nut.

Reba boom is so stupid, he walks around with the humpers like nobody can see him. Someone get that man a Fleshlight!!!! Or a blow up doll.

The humpers by Noresun2noAmy2 November 1, 2021

Cactus Humper 

When a person the shaves their nederlands and it grows back to a stub and tears up their partner.

Man my g/f really turned me into a Cactus Humper last night.

Cactus Humper by BoXeR311 January 9, 2005

humpcatting

The act of thrusting one's hips forward and launching a projectile panther from one's crotch. Best depicted in the video "Powerthirst 2." Its creation has been credited to you, because you are "too energetic for normal sports."

"Similar to Bear Blasting"

Person 1: "Hey, do you want to play some football?"

Person 2: "No, but I've been practicing my humpcatting!"

humpcatting by Dorthu January 12, 2008

Humpin' 

US Army slang from the Vietnam War, to carry something, particularly a heavy load in adverse or difficult circumstances.

With all the shit we humpin' on patrol, whoever called us light infantry musta had a goddam weird sense o' humour.
Either that or he's some fuckin' REMF who's never been out in the boonies.

Humpin' by Croatalin November 22, 2013

humpy town 

Dis against Tappahannock, Va. The people here are mostly humps, as in "dumb as a hump in the road", so everybody calls it humpy town. However, the more successful Chris gets, the bigger the heads of the humps become.

Hump1: Chris Brown in dat movie Stomp da Yard.
Hump2: Yup.
Hump1: He dead.
Hump2: He dead?
Hump1: In da movie, yo.
Hump2: Chris be crunkin', Humpy Town representin'.
Hump1: Hollywood keepin' da Hump man down, gotsta have him die, yo.
Hump2: True dat.

humpy town by Winkie Wadsworth February 6, 2007