humpkin 

One who has a uncontrollable desire to hump any time during the day/night.

1. Kate is my favorite little humpkin.

humpkin by djhomeless October 15, 2007

Humpkin 

The act of receiving a handjob while on the toilet, in the process of pooping.

Everytime I have to shit my girlfriend gives me a humpkin.

Humpkin by Smiley710 February 1, 2015

humpkin 

to cut a small or big circular hole in a pumkin to have sexual intercourse with. For best use leave the pumkin guts in and heat in the microwave.

Once again Todd struck out on Halloween and ended up making sweet love to a humpkin all night long.

humpkin by wayne birkman III November 13, 2007

Humpkin 

The act of giving yourself a handy while taking a glorious dump resulting in Humpkin.

"Fucking woke up to my roommate taking an orgasmic shit in my bathroom. Seriously going, and I quote, "OooOoooOooh OoOh OoooooooooOooOoOoooHhh oh". Had to hit him with the "give yourself a Humpkin in your own bathroom"...he then proceeds to finish and walk out without washing his hands.

Humpkin by Humpkin September 25, 2014

humpkin 

the act of making a pumpkin

Let's hit the skins and humpkin

humpkin by Sir Pinch a Loaf April 24, 2003

Humpkin 

The act of taking a shit on the person while recieving a blowjob.

Comparable to a Blumpkin, but this act involves the poo to go on the person rather than the toilet.
It is a Human blumpkin.... hence, Humpkin

Only people who are disgusting do this lol... It a bit off from a Cleveland Steam Roller

Girl 1: I dont know what to get my bf for his birthday.
Girl 2: Just give him a blumpkin this year.
Girl 1: I did that last year, I need to up it
Girl 2: Give him a humpkin
Girl 1: A what?
Girl 2: Give him a blowjob and instead of him pooing in the toilet he'll poo on you.
Girl 1: That's a great idea!

Humpkin by Brakim Mahaa December 16, 2010

humpkin 

A sex session like a grumpkin in which one sits on a toilet taking a shit while another person gives the shitter a blow job; during a humpkin the grumpkin reciever humps the grumpkin givers face while holding the back of her head; hence HUMPkin.

"My you really humped my face while I was giving you a grumpkin Jimmy."

"Ah yes, cynthia, I did not want you to do all the work my dear. That was a humpkin"

humpkin by nick April 7, 2005