Top definition
When a person the shaves their nederlands and it grows back to a stub and tears up their partner.
Man my g/f really turned me into a Cactus Humper last night.
by BoXeR311 January 09, 2005
Get the merch
Get the Cactus Humper neck gaiter and mug.
2
Cactus Humper is a term that a person might use to more "accurately describe" a Mexican, or anybody from America's South border.
You filthy cactus humper! Go play Russian Roulette with Dave, the border patrol officer.
by rePharaoh February 19, 2008
Get the mug
Get a Cactus Humper mug for your buddy Abdul.