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The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.
by Albert February 15, 2004
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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Wednesday. Middle of the week. The rest of the week towards friday is a downhill ride.
Thank god it's humpday - weekend starts in 2 days !
by captn jack June 08, 2005
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Wednesday. The "hump" of the week.
Uh oh... Guess what day it is!

Guess. What. Day. It. Is.
Eh?
Hey, julie, guess what day it is?
Oh come on, I know you can hear me!
Mikemikemikemikemike!
What day is it mike?
Hehehuhaha!
Lesley, guess what today is!
(It's hump day)
WooWOO!!

HuMP DaEEEYYY! Yeah!
by Name removed by the NSA December 06, 2013
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That thing Philip Defranco always talks about. Its a wednesday. The hump you have to get over- the middle of the week. You feel relieved tomorrow is thursday, then friday, then- Weekend. (YES)
"Today is HUMPDAY, so were givin things away! Woo hoo! Wednesday givaways!" -Philip Defranco
by Mcluvinz April 28, 2011
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Wednesday. Middle of the week. The remainder is a downhill ride.
Thank god it's humpday - I'll coast downhill towards the weekend.
by captn_jack June 17, 2005
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Wednesday, or the hump of the week
The absolute BEST day of the week, the day of maximum hope that maybe, you might make it out of this week alive. A particularly good hump day can last you the rest of the week, and by Doomday morning (Monday) you survive by anticipating hump day. Nothing goes wrong on hump day

Most other days can be defined by hump day. Tuesday is the day before hump day. Thursday is one day after hump day. Except Friday is WOOOH!!! FREEDOM!!! Day, Saturday is Mostly Hungover day, and Sunday is PreDoom day.

Hump day has nothing to do with sex. Unless one wants it to. I like to declare the existence of hump day just to see people's faces. Usually being conservative and all
"Do you know what the best thing about Tuesdays are? Its the day before Hump Day!"
"What's hump day?"
"It's the hump of the week!!"
(they all shake their heads in pity)
by AprilO August 07, 2005
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