69

Better joke than 67, because it actually means something.

Guy 1: 67!
Guy 2: Really? How about 69?
Guy 1: Oh, you wanna-
Guy 2: I was joking.

69 by LeoBaltic June 6, 2026

*69 

dial this and u can get the phone number of the person that just called u. works only within the US

I felt i was being stalked, so i *69'ed this guy who just called and found out it Geoff! fuckin stalker.

*69 by hkl; April 29, 2005

*69 

To call someone back.

The Narrator: I called a second ago. There was no answer. I'm at a payphone.

Tyler :Yeah, I *69'd you. I never pick up my phone. (Fight Club)

*69 by thai red curry July 31, 2016

'69

'69 = 1969

I was born in '61,
and 8 in '69.

'69 by Mike Comanche March 5, 2009

,69' 

The act of 69-ing but with the introduction of anal play.

Man, Steve is hot, have you fooled around yet? Sure have, we even ,69'd and now my farts are loose.

,69' by FUJeff May 23, 2017

69% 

When you're charge on your phone or any other divice is 69% you wish to have sex with someone you want. 69

Person 1: 69%
Person 2: lol who do you want to fuck
Person 1: Jessie
Person 2: dude everyone knows she's a slut choose someone else
Person 1: oops it's 68% now

69% by hehe♡ March 26, 2017

-69

Oral sex but the guy is sucking on a strap on and the girl is giving the guy a rim job

Would you like to spice up sex tonight?

Sure, grab the strap on and lets -69

-69 by BananaDonut February 6, 2017